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I like games, theater, and generally silly things. Mostly known for my love of cheese curds and time spent in the bathroom. Gm_Jordan on Tiktok 2025 is the year of “More yum, less yuck.”
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I think we all need to be honest about people who clap on the 1 and 3. If you clap on the 1 and 3, I don’t trust you. Maybe to file my taxes. Even then though, I’m just not sure.

Remember that this guy joked about the bombing at an Ariana Grande, he doxxed a Target employee for not giving him a mislabeled electric toothbrush for a penny. He’s generally a shithead. I have some mutuals following him and I’d personally recommend correcting that.

For context, the Anthony Bourdain's tweet was in response to David Leavitt making jokes in the wake of the Ariana Grande concert bombing. #Boardgames #TTRPG #TTRPGs

Nobody wants to impress Jodi Foster anymore

I watched Nosferatu and I’m so nervous I’m going to start using the Count Orlock voice just all the time. Like… I have a lot of meetings next week to prepare for events and a college transfer tabling event. I’m so nervous.

Love it. Hopefully folks recognize and appreciate this and are willing to provide the financial support we need in small independent games journalism.

The only time I follow/unfollow is when I unfollow you because I’m having a panic attack and social media gets the brunt of it by me just unfollowing everyone and then I realize later that I really miss seeing your content. Brains are weird. Artificially inflating your social media though, is gross

Look, following and following scams are annoying as shit. I will block, no matter how big your following is. Don't be an annoying little shit.

I think game masters need to get better at expressing when a type of playstyle just isn’t for them. For example, if you’re interested in a really in depth romance in a game, I’m not the gm for you. That doesn’t mean that playstyle is bad, it means I’m not interested in those stories.

Ok I need to add running another game to my rotation. I’m only running one game and playing in 2 right now.

We call them "the Greatest Generation" for shooting Nazis.

I just keep waiting for the mom from ET to show up. I’m starting to think she might not be in this movie!

Do you ever imagine starting your life over with your current knowledge? I want to. Just because I’d like to be the first person to make a “Deez Nuts” joke.

Tonight’s movie has 3 different versions of the song “Blue Moon” in it. Once in the very opening titles, once in the middle, and once during the credits. What movie is it?

So I only use my tv for streaming, so I’ve never changed the channel from the first channel it was on… and for some reason the show Renegade is basically on every time I turn on the tv. I’ve started watching it… and it’s not good… but I love it.

sure, mitch mcconnell cynically masterminded the plot to destroy the US constitution and american democracy, but you have to at least credit him with lifting up his own constituents in Kentucky to make it one of our richest and most prosperous... (touching earpiece) wait I'm getting new information

This is a FASCINATING thread. Love this.

Like the Hound said

I mean fuck, I like chips 🍟, I like burgs 🍔 , I like yummy nummies 🍪, I like pizza 🍕, I like to chomp 😋

Ok… I very clearly didn’t pay attention to the stretch goals during the campaign, because these are all stretch goals and there are SO MANY COMING OUT! This might be too many stretch goals.

The way @chriswarcraft.bsky.social has consistently walked the walk for well over a decade just rocks. The fact an older extended family member, who has never seen him before, posted this video to his page this morning, inspired by his action, shows how much it matters.

One day I will push this button in the elevator and receive my free fireman hat

The really simplistic answer to the question “What is Android Netrunner?” is “Maybe the best game ever made. Definitely the best card game ever made.” I need to listen to this podcast STAT!!

“I want our elected democratic officials to start engaging in civil disobedience” I have love in my heart

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.