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From New Hampshire. I adore my children. Playwright. Actor (kinda). Huge fan of NFL football. I watch way too many movies and don’t read nearly enough books.
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Khan from Star Trek 2 vs the Predator would be a hell of a movie

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Lionel Richie gets me

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Halle Berry’s nose is perfect

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

“I….. am a writer.”

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

No one cares about baseball and it’s only going to get worse. Why are these idiot teams still paying huge contracts? The whole thing is done in ten years.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t fucking think so.

submitted 28 days ago • 309 comments

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and I would make a very nice couple and I would be a wonderful First Lady. Just putting it out there.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I could really go for some cheese

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I have to pee

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

For 50 years I didn’t care at all about french fries. Now I think about them every day. Explain.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Ladies and gentlemen… The Darling

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t like popcorn

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

I’m having one of those - fall out the window but land in a pile of hay - days.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

The Illuminati tried to recruit me. No punchline. Just putting it out there.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve never had a McRib

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Just watched a woman out walking her dog and when the dog went to poop the woman got behind it and caught the poop before it hit the ground. Is this a thing now? Are people doing this? Seems to me you’re asking for trouble.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of all the atrocities that are coming in January, can’t we just get rid of soccer and call it a day?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments