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Watch my cat get bullied by a baby bunny.

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Horimiya is the greatest romcom and others will die on this hill.

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"Sex work is selling your body!" Said by a man who's hooked on prescription painkillers from 38 years at a factory. We're all selling our time and bodies to someone--thats what a job is.

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Hey. Wassup? You, uh, you come to this blanket often? #cats #cat #orangecats #pets #aww

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Every Wednesday an "NFL insider" comes in Columbus local sports radio and proves he knows literally nothing about the league. The man didn't even know there were multiple different types of tags, like the franchise tag. The host had to tell them how it works.

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The salary cap is going to explode again, and it’s all because of this change in how Nielsen measures ratings. Starting this year, they are leaning into using data directly from Smart TV manufacturers to measure viewing habits in addition to the traditional at-home panel method.

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If I ever run for political office, The Drums of Liberation from One Piece will be my campaign song. It's just such a hot beat.

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If we want to correct the timeline, amongst politician revolution obviously, we need to bring back one key thing: The Taco Bell Chihuahua ads.

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Grandma: "So Sarah and Jolene got a new car and..." Me: "Subaru Outback?" Grandma: "How'd you know?" Real conversation I had over lunch 😂😂

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Finn, granted his deepest request, bounds outside to find his night already ruined. His jollies sit unpicked as he contemplates whether or not to scream at THE HUMAN for this offense. But still he ventures out into the heavy rain. For there is grass to eat. #cats #aww #pets

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I could never have been a civil engineer. I swear too much, too often.

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Every time I scroll Instagram videos, I realize just how much of "therapytok" and shit is just telling people to feel okay about their INSANELY SHITTY BEHAVIORS. If I see one more middle aged woman "explain" why women are programmed to hate calm, stable men, I will flip tables.

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Rejected Valentine's Cards, #1: Roses are red Maple is a tree You're so pretty Hold my dick while I pee?

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Nothing wakes you up after a long day at work more than Poseidon's Kiss.

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Car in the shop. Over a grand to fix, would still need some TLC after that anyway. I'm not worried about that. I'm anxious about missing two days of work, despite knowing my boss is hella understanding and wouldn't fire me for this. Just normal anxiety for me. Ugh.

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I've noticed a habit of mine. I'll say, "They had the exact same height apparently." But I feel like most people say, "They apparently had the exact same height." Am I wrong? Right? Is this a neurodivergent thing? Or another just-a-weird-mismash-of-stolen-dialect issue exclusive to me?

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Google trying to delete Black History month? Who saw this coming after they deleted "Do Not Be Evil" from their corporate bylaws?

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@kelleybelle.bsky.social Roses are red Jesus was a baby Here's my number So call me maybe?

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Oh my Dionysus, Columbus sports radio is comparing Shedeur to JOE BURROW. Central Ohio has amazing weed, guys. No other reason this would happen 😂😂

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Finn on a leash. What a stud of a cat. Look at the way he's infuriated with the world. The way he gives no fucks. #pets #cute #awww

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Sitcom actors crossing into commercials opens up so many possibilities of, not unproven, TV shared universes.

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Fucking hell, they just cut to a Donald Trump puff piece during the Super Bowl pre-game. If you didn't know Fox had the game this year, you do now.

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Feeling handsome and cute, iunno might delete this selfie and go terrorize some ducks later. #selfie #men

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One thing that drives me fucking nuts about the games industry is the need to constantly change how a series works. Gaming companies are convinced the game itself doesn't matter. Otherwise they wouldnt make massive overhauls to combat, world design, etc. I miss Zelda and Final Fantasy. They dead.

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Do you think pornstars ever get out of the pool, look down, and go, 'Ah, this must be what a normal sized penis is like."??? Just me???

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Bladder: Yo boss, we full! Brain: okay, I'll let him know. Ahem. Brain, doing a bad Yosuke impression: I. HAVE. TO. PEE. #persona #persona4

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Idea: Allow us to write words over a series of emojis, like the Japanese language does with furigana. Like: Depressed 🎺💀🎶 But depressed is in a smaller font.

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I've been considering just giving up on taking care of myself. This feels like the straw that breaks this camel's back. I'm tired. I'm exhausted. I just want to be wanted. Everyone says I'm awesome, but they never actually take any action themselves. I'm just hopeless. #depression #depressed

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I wanna stop waking up. I'm tired of constant failure.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I am depressed. I just feel completely devoid of human contact. A new person I was really excited to befriend ghosted me after just 24hrs. Not even my best friend responded today. To the point I'm hoping my phone's just not receiving SMS or something.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It's REALLY funny that all the Brady vs Peyton Manning media and hype happened, but at the end of the day, Eli Manning owns them both. I wanna see Eli vs Tom and Peyton as a TV show. Like Joes vs Pros, but the "Joe" wins most of the time.

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