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Where's the Monster Hunter community at on here? I'm tired of the brain dead discourse on reddit. Users who say the game is "objectively easy" while also bitching about "Mizu OHKOs". Same users, I have RES tags on them. I need to discuss Monster Hunter Wilds with users who aren't crybabies.

Oblivion has taught me that I actually only care about one thing in video games: Crafting my own armor and weapons. I'm only level 3 and I'm already trying to figure out any goals I care about. "Just play the game" bruh I'm a Monster Hunter/FFXIV stan, GRIND IS MY GAME

Imagine if some dinosaurs shed their skin like snakes.

"Why do you buy decaf coffee???" Me, making coffee at 9pm: "Why the hell are you in my house?"

Why do Monster Hunter youtube personalites all mispronounce "Xu Wu"? It's pronounced "uwu". I swear to Arkveld.

Holy FUCK Mel Kiper is having a meltdown about being told 'The Draft Has Spoken'. I haven't seen a man be this big of a bitch since *squints* yesterday when Mel Kiper threw a fit about the same thing.

I'm being told the Sanders pick for the Browns was forced by Jimmy Haslam. Source: I have friends in the FO after working for the State of Ohio

Already hearing a LOT about the Sanders family refusing to let Sheuder go to Cleveland. "Deion is very concerned about the lack of winning in Cleveland." LMFAO

LMFAO ESPN just showed an entire graphic of Mel Kiper's worst draft grades. And they don't even realize it's damning.

I haven't seen "Mel Kiper's big board" change at all so far today LOL

"The Bengals are on the clock!" as the immediately cut to commercial. A tale as old as time.

How has there not been a convergent evolution of Koffing called Koffee?!? Pokemon has a tea set, where's my coffee pokemon?! Hire me Gamefreak!!

Playing the new Oblivion Remaster. They made harvesting mushrooms "feel good". I... I think they really cooked with this one, guys.

If I'm Fox, I'd doing everything in my power to steal the NFL Draft after the unprofessional abomination that ESPN has provided this week.

This NFL draft is going to be the death of ESPN. They're so clearly disconnected from the reality of the NFL. #nfldraft

Shedeur Sanders not being drafted yet is more of an indictment of the media than Sanders. I just never got the impression that NFL personnel considered him to be a 1st round lock and now the narratives are out of control.

Mel Kiper is having a meltdown live on ESPN. He just said the Giants Front Office will get fired for this pick because it wasn't Sanders. Is he on the Prime Payroll? #nfl #draft

The ESPN broadcast team for the NFL Draft has no idea what they're doing. It's hilarious. This draft has exposed just how little they actually know.

Shout-out to all the Bengals players and office workers who make up the entirety of r/Bengals. Sweet Dionysus, Americans need to learn that their football team doesn't actually impact their lives what-so-ever. The instant woe is me is so fucking cringe. I hate this fan base more than I hate PITT

A cyber truck catching on fire almost killed a young basketball star. Why the fuck is that mobile bomb not banned from every road on the planet?

Let's hope that the #NFL draft coverage doesn't cut to commercial as soon the Bengals pick, like they do every year, every round. The Bengals have been shit on by the league forever, but not playing the game when Hamlin almost died has really made it 10x worse the last few years.

My player comparison for Shedeur Sanders is David Carr. #nfl #nfldraft #draft

Normal people: sing in their car Me: practices an Irish accent saying as many dirty words as I can

I'm gonna become a scientist just to write papers in big science journals that go, "Breakthru: Neurotypical people DO know their being intentionally obtuse". God fucking damn it. The way scientific papers talk about autistic or ADHD people is DEHUMANIZING.

Does anyone else cover cleavage with their fingers when watching shorts online? I'm trying to listen to this person, not stare at their bodacious bosom. I know some folks do that intentionally, most don't, but it feels gross for me either way. Not prudish, just not what I'm there for at that time

I'm so ready for the draft to be over so the anti-anti-Sanders brigaide will shut up and go back to their Yankees-Lakers-Cowboys-Buckeyes 'fandom'.

Weight lifting women: *posts a flex photo on Instagram* Me, a connoisseur: "Needs more explosions"

Frere Finn, Frere Finn. Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? #cats #pets #aww #orangecats

Just got my invite to the biannual Council of Kevins! Not a fan of where they chose to hold it, but I'll just pack thermal underwear, toe socks, and a bikini.

I'm still not over how badly @netflix.com absolutely fucked up The Witcher. Reading how they're disgracing Avatar The Last Airbender has made that quite clear. Justice for Henry Cavill.

Holy cow! I went to the Franklin Park Conservatory in Ohio and ran into the famous Alolan Exeggutor! #plants #pokemon #conservatory #ohio

'Life' Coaches: Focus on the journey! People who study human locomotion: If you focus on the journey, you're gonna spill coffee everywhere. If you focus on the destination, you'll be perfectly fine. 🤔🤔 Maybe the journey is the problem?

That's the face of an armpit licker. #cats #pets #aww #cute

Frumious Bandersnatch? I hardly knew her!

One of these days I'm gonna say something that breaks containment, but be ashamed that THAT is what got popular. Something like, SPOOOOOON XD LMAO!!1!

Ive been in tokyo for less than 24 hours and the thing that my brain is fixated on the most since being here is this BEAUTIFUL MOTH I SAW

I'm not bullying Rey Dau, YOU'RE bullying Rey Dau!