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the lyrics “my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hon” were 10000% written by gene belcher. nobody can convince me otherwise.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

protip: don’t comsume 3/4 of your ~daily recommended intake of caffeine™️~ like 4 hours before bedtime so you’re fucking absolutely WIRED at 11 PM on a school night :-)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

me to all the doofuses on my floor

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

it would be pretty cool if i could like anonymously yell into the hallway of my dorm to tell people to “shut the fuck up! why the fuck are you having a race up and down the hallway at almost 1 am?! can’t you do this shit somewhere else? just hang out in your room i dont fuckin know chill out! fuck.”

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i drove by a cyber truck today and you bet your ass i rolled the window down to flip the bird at that douchebag that shit was liberating i’m still riding that high

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

unpopular opinion: tempeh is mid as fuck. 2/10 soy product. just make tofu its better in every way.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

anyway talking into the void is fun

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve been sober for like 2 months but i smell so much weed in the fuckin dorms and all i can think about is rollin one up :/ oh well PERSEVERENCE!!!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

follow me for more incomplete and dumb analogies between both the man and the can

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

anyway i have been avoiding the news on purpose but from my understanding this toilet problem seems to echo a larger systemic issue in this country: people are shitty and inconsiderate

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

just had to complain a little whew i feel so much better

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

i swear to fucking god college dudes are fucking allergic to flushing the toilet what the fuck is wrong with these people what the fuckin fuck man!?!?!?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

egg punk is the fuckin’ shit.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukc

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

when you were a kid did you think ‘illegal’ was ‘ill eagle’ like THE bald eagle would look at your actions and be sickened? #thoughtprovoking #definitelyneurotypicalforsure

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

daily reminder that anyone can wear anything they want and identify however they want and they are valid as fuck.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

that new movie made me think of this in case it wasn’t obvious

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

any other new englanders come to the realization you’ve almost never said the word “very” in your whole life?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

if you dont turn off your high beams when you drive i will flick you right in the fuckin eye

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

respect people’s pronouns or i WILL kick you in the butt with the might of a thousand hadoukens

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

AW FUCK SHIT WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL AW NUTS SHIT FUCKIN CRAP TURD FUCKIN BUTTS WITH A SIDE OF POO just testing out the boundaries here

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

elmo schmuck can step on a friggin lego 🤘

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments