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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

My favourite part of the new Captain America movie is when he tries to extort Wakanda for $500b in Vibranium rights before "ironically" teaming up with Hydra to own the libs.

If they get rid of women's right to work, do you think they will double mens' wages? 🤣 For suuurre, that's why they got rid of labor rights oversight people, and are trying to get rid of overtime protections. Naaah, they are gonna have men working double

Co-parenting is tough

Blood for the Blood God. Meeps for the Meep Throne.

Cowering on the floor under a McDonald's booth as Grimace sings 'Take Me Home, Country Roads' in a surprisingly fine tenor as he's wiping blood, hair, and gore off a machete

😃 Major grocery retailers in Sonoma, Napa and Mendocino County still supporting Diversity, Equity and Inclusion efforts: ---Albertson's - owner of Safeway ---Costco ---Grocery Outlet ---Raley's - owner of Raley's, Nob Hill and Bel Air ---Sprouts 1/3

I've got skills, conversational skills, the kinda conversational skills that will have a date hoping that this particular restaurant has windows that will fully open in the restroom

Some people are not understanding that this year is going to be 10 years of world history in 1 year. Why are you talking about the midterms?

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

every night i go to bed excited for all the microplastics im gonna eat in the morning

Everyone go follow Weird Al

I don't want to hear about the constitution anymore from conservatives

Dirty delete

I've made enough errors in my life to feel comfortable making this one