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"Welcome to the Bakery! Pick your creampie.~โ™ก" 18+ RP! WIP parody account, nothing posted is owned! MDNI!!! DMs are ALWAYS open! (I hope to get some truly shocking, even filthy messages, in character and out!~โ™ก) >>โ™กโ™กStatus; ๐Ÿ’คOFFLINE๐Ÿ’คโ™กโ™ก<<
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๐„๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐š-๐“๐ž๐ซ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐šœ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š™๐šŽ๐šœ๐š‘๐š’๐š๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜โ€ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜บ? ๐——๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐“…๐‘’๐“‡๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐š›๐šŽ๐š™๐š•๐š’๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š—. ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆโœจ

โ๐˜ˆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ต, ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ๐˜บ, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต, ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฉ๐˜บ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด.โž

"Oh lord. Forgive me, for I have fallen to sin... Your pathetic meat puppets just drive me crazy! I can't help but want to ravage them! Ruin them! I want to pierce them with my holy rod! That's why you sent me down here, right? This isn't a banishment... It's a blessing~" #NsfwRP | #MVRP

Some of you may be wondering, "Queen's Bakery? What's that?" Well... I had an idea!~ So, hear hear, the official grand opening of Toriel's own punk owned MONSTER BROTHEL... โ™กโ™กโ™กโ™กTHE QUEEN'S BAKERYโ™กโ™กโ™กโ™ก!!!~ Many, many more whores will join for YOUR FREE USE ENTERTAINMENT! For now...? Mess her up.

The Undergoundโ€™s Femboy Fat-Assed Femboy Human (18+) Couple of years of NSFWRP experience Semi-Lit Roleplayer #nsfwrp #ERP #Femboy

<---- LOVES cum filled/covered food and snacks!!! Just saying!~ #OpenRP #OpenDMs #UTRP #LimitlessRP #NSFWRP

(Oh, and I'm really looking for more interactions and TL play, so please by all means do help yourself to my whole account!~) (Plus, I'm super excited to see what horrible "bad ends" you all have waiting for me!~) #OpenRP #OpenDMs #BadEndRP

"So, what? You have a problem with 'pUbLiC iNdEcEnCy' and think I need to be punished?" She snickered and shamelessly flaunted her tatted curves.~ "Right, riiiigghht... Then go ahead! Do! Your! WORST!~" Looks like the Queen's Bakery needs to be drowned in gunk...~ #OpenRP #FreeUseRP #NSFWRP

Devan the Chubby Nerd 18+ Only. Minors DNI. NSFW RP, Mun 30s, looking for friends and fun. Friendly Mun, feel free to DM.

"GHHHUUHH-HAHHH... WH-WAIT... W-WAIT WAIT WAIโ€”" Volunteering at the local cum-munity center again...~ She's made it a habit for some Friday Funtimes!~ Truth be told, she finds it rather relaxing (and definitely "fulfilling") to count the condoms she has to pull out of her holes...~ #OpenRP #UTRP

๐‡๐„๐˜ ๐Œ๐„๐€๐“- I mean ๐…๐‘๐ˆ๐„๐๐ƒ! ๐’๐„๐“ ๐Œ๐„ ๐…๐‘๐„๐„ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐–๐„ ๐‚๐€๐ ๐‡๐€๐•๐„ ๐…๐”๐! ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ? ๐ˆ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ƒ๐‘๐Ž๐Ž๐‹๐ˆ๐๐† ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ข๐ญ!

If you have an issue with how the "sweet and loving" MILF makes her pies... Help her. Just... Don't complain if she eats all the "sweet cream" for the snacks... #NSFWRP #MVRP #UTRP #OpenRP

For those wondering; Yes... Toriel has "night jobs.~" Weekdays, she advertises herself as an... "Experienced escort.~" Weekends however... Go to any particularly... Loud, mucky alleyway... That's probably the one she's... "Working" in.~ Though... She doesn't get much pay being used freely...~

[1 NEW MESSAGE FROM; "GoatMilk"] Whoops... Sent to ALL contacts... It'll be fine, right? Either way... You should REALLY appreciate what she does to make you some DELICIOUS pie.~ You'll eat it... Won't you?~โ™กโ™กโ™ก #FutaRP #ERP #NSFWRP #OpenRP #MVRP #UTRP

#FantasyRp #MVRP #LewdRP Verra the human and Sable the Dark Elf. Known to their customers as sisters by bond. A perverse duo who sells spells and enchantments to any with the coin. Just beware the "quests" they often give out. Near-Limitless roleplay account. Check below for limits and more!~

Two confessions from the.. "Heart"warming milf herself.~ If you want to drive her crazy, she is utterly ADDICTED to... 1: Having a massive SLOPSACK pushed into her face โ™ก and 2: Having a salty EXITHOLE shoved onto her tongue.~โ™กโ™กโ™ก (In other words; leave her lipstick on your balls and anus.~)

"Down with capitalism, burn the government, underpaid labor is slavery, screw the corporations!!!" That's how she USUALLY feels... But hey, a girl has to put pie on the table! Besides, she SPECIFICALLY tailored her outfit to maximize her tips! And hey... It definitely works.~ #OpenRP #NSFWRP

Supergirl!~ The Bubbly Blonde Woman of Tomorrow! Completely limitless!~ (besides anything illegal!) Can have a cock!~ Can be a Bimbo!~ DMโ€™s always open!~

"Have a problem? Do something about it...~" Ugh... She used to be SUCH a punk in college... Constantly walked around the entire town, BARE ASS, JIGGLING THIGHS, and BOUNCING MILKBAGS just out and easy to see... And just as easy to teach her a lesson with.~ #NSFWRP #ERP #LewdRP #UTRP #MonsterRP

Control Devil? Darling I am something way stronger than that now~ All Hail Makima, the FUTA Devil! -Always packing a HUGE cock beneath her clothes -THICC in all the right places -Extremally charming and manipulative -As top as someone can get -Secret Gooner We all know you want me~

Princess Zelda 80%Sub 20%Dom Overconfident, Haughty Princess that needs a heaping helping of REALITY from her loyal subjects~ Dark/taboo themes will be present be warned!

Of course, the momma goat isn't JUST restricted to being a plowable piece of meat... She can also make you one yourself.~ "FuToriel" is always an option for anyone that wants!~โ™ก #OpenRP #UTRP #FutaRP #OpenDMs #NSFWRP

(Whoops-) (Okay okay, NOW DMs are open!)

"U-Uuuffff... S-Slow... Down would ya...?!~" Goat mommy? Goth mommy? Why not both?!~ โ™กโ™กโ™กNear Limitless, and my DMs are always open!~โ™กโ™กโ™ก Limits: Gore, AGEPLAY, death, feet "I-auugggghhhh.... I-I'm... H-huff... N-Not as flexible as I... H-haaannhh...!~ U-used to beeee...!~" #NSFWRP #OpenRP #UTRP