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Attempts to notify @signal.org (via email and intermediary) have repeatedly failed. 🚨 Using the Signal app to send a voice memo may reveal metadata indicating the type of device and OS you're using. 🚨 This can help track users (at desk or away) or be combined with other exploits targeting devices.

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

submitted 15 days ago • 180 comments

surely i’ll get my wallet back if i can prove the wallet inspector was lying

submitted 32 days ago • 10 comments

its funny what 10 balls can look like

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I think you’d have to have brain damage not to think Krull is a visual masterpiece

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

i cant imagine what itd take to be a "top performer" at the depraved & miserable meta corporation. Is it whoever clogs the toilet the most?

submitted 43 days ago • 249 comments

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

submitted 46 days ago • 138 comments

anita bryant has lost her battle with pie lung

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments