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10 years later and the hubby is still doing cute shit for me.

“I only listen to Kanye’s old music” Well, if you’re streaming his music it makes no difference, you’re still supporting him. Which means you’re supporting a Nazi 🤷‍♂️

Today’s Advice: Prioritize peace, not people.

I am gonna make an active effort to no longer doom scroll. Not having twitter the past year has greatly reduced it already.

It’s only the first full week of the year, and it feels like everything is already going up in flames (literally for LA).

Drank a little too much coffee this morning, which induced an anxiety attack. 🫠

Nephews said I’m not unc status because I’m “young and have rizz.” Best gift I got this Christmas tbh

Just been yap yap yapping it up in the office today.

Why’d my mom randomly attack me like that?!?!

A younger coworker of mine just said “It’s an endemic amongst millennials to post uggo selfies.” Girl it’s too early for you to be attacking me.

The only thing getting me through work is the thought of eating Chinese leftovers 😭

Been enjoying #marvelrivals a lot.

When you comment on a post and the owner interacts with everybody but you.

Okay, #marvelrivals is fun and it’s giving 2016 Overwatch.

I don't want to give money to scalpers, but man do I want the 30th Anniversary DualSense BAD 😭

Not me being a sad gay. #spotify #spotifywrapped

Some things should never be ranked or pitted against each other. For example: Every Aunt May to ever appear in a movie has been perfect.

before coffee: I hate everything after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

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Can they make a collab album at this point. Please I am begging.

Repost a pic of your baby when they were smol

If you see this, post a mutant! To one of my gay awakening’s thanks to the OG X-Men cartoons. My fave Boy Scout, Cyclops.

PSA

Reading about why mermaids are gay this fine Sunday morning. (Book is Queer as Folklore by @sachacoward.bsky.social)

Scrolling through the discover tab sometimes I’ll see news, which will remind me how terrible it will become starting next year. But then I’ll see a nice butt or cock and I start dissociating again. 🤭