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London is the gayest city in the world where it’s impossible to have gay sex unless you have no job and work out all day

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

ssri’s

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submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning London Town what’s all this then

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Im about to post something that’ll scare a lot of you

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Millennium bridging with @drcarpineti.bsky.social. Probably more scientists than the shoddy centre part had seen during its construction 🤣.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

London tube zoning system whoever invented you I’m sorry

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Cruising at the airport (trying to see if a daddy will buy me a beer)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that there are numerous clean and striking parallels between Steven universe and family guy is endlessly intriguing to me. Stewie, we can’t both exist…

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re not making it wink you’re only getting half the story

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What’s the friends of Dorothy drama??

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Friday the goonteenth

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Having a top crisis. All of my condoms are expired. How am I supposed to throw out about a hundred unused condoms without looking like a psychopath

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

I know we love to clown on Miss Perry but… thinking of you… the category is ballad bibles

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The bleak meal the night before leaving on holiday when your fridge is empty except for ketchup and ginger ale >>

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Snap and crackle when you ask them about their sibling:

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So I’ve been trying to 3D print a testicular radiation shield (think a sphere with a hole just wide enough to stick your sack into) and my coworker asked why I was printing one elephant sized. Accidentally made it wayyyy too big 🫣🥴.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

In a few days I’m gonna be in London. Any restaurants / bakeries / dessert stores to visit? We are fat and all our days revolve around food.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I need one of you emotional support dilfs to tell me everything’s going to be okay with my car after I scratched it today. I can’t get this from my actual father because he will yell.

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Girls from high school getting engaged while I’m crying cause my gnocchi didn’t come out crispy enough

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Not having the bestest afternoon to be quite honest

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Every year I forget that Nintendo online is a thing you need to pay for. And every year I’m confused about why my online games don’t work properly.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning botches

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Ive never heard a single Addison Rae song. On purpose. Sometimes its ok for a little dancing girl to stay a little dancing girl. I do not need to drink any Diet Pepsi.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment