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https://dn.ht/picklecat/ 📍Silver Dollar City
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𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖/𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕪

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really feeling the profound loss of Camel Special Lights this morning

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I Went Here and Everyone Knew You

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the proper plural version of Lisan al Gaib is actually Lisans al Gaib, similar to how Surgeons General is the proper plural form of Surgeon General. you're welcome.

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at first i was mad at Elon Musk for costing me my DEI job (i was the guy who assigned parking spots at the Pentagon based on pronouns) but today I am eternally grateful for the new job he gave me at Tesla, where i take pictures of employee genitals before allowing them to use the CORRECT toilet

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shitting so hard that your apple watch calls 911 this is Peak performance

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If Elon Musk dies, does Trump become President or does it go to JD Vance?

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don’t have much accoutrement in my office outside of a few pictures of the kids. thinking about getting a full sized Heat poster to put up. let them know what I’m really about

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DO NOT PAY FOR NEWS PAPERS ,TELEVISION, MOVIE'S, SPOTTIFY ,AMAZON - dashare.zone ADMIN

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can't crucify a clenched fist

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BREAKING: Elon Musk is reportedly furious people keep calling Tesla vehicles “swasticars.” So don't do that. #swasticars

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cautiously optimistic that this season of Severance will finally answer the question "Where is Shelly Miscavige?"

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starting to think the hunger games series was too subtle

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"That's not fair. Up till now, I've been reverent as shit."

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banned for life from the outdoors just because a park ranger caught me dumping bath salts into the hot springs

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The largest wildfire in Texas history just happened eleven months ago and destroyed thirty times more area than the one in Los Angeles

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Time is the deadliest weapon. Given enough of it, all of your enemies will be vanquished.

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I'm sure you get asked this all the time, but what the fuck is your problem?

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DENY comfort to the oppressor. DEFEND the poor and sick. DEPOSE the capitalist oligarchy.

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Make CEOs and the Ruling Class Afraid Again

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OK I’ve done enough scrolling to be mad for the rest of the day

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The Ultimate Wife Guy www.bbc.com/news/article...

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The reward for Brian Thompson's killer is $10,000, which is less than 3% of one of Brian Thompson's biweekly paychecks.

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The official Oxford word of the year for 2024 is “brain rot” and I don't think any of us need more context or further explanation.

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At the risk of being hated, “the left” (whatever the fuck that means) has a Joe Rogan already. Does drugs? Tradionally masculine coded? Annoying to but charmingly dependent on a competent woman to produce the show. Talks to Cool People in a Cool Zone. It’s Robert Evans. Gas station sober savior.

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skynet deep fries a turkey at 2:14 pm eastern time on november 28th, 2024

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It’s their day

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me, reaping: let's fucking sooowwwwwww

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Gladiator II is such a dogshit movie. I knew it wasn't going to be good but I am slightly shocked that it is so incredibly bad.

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Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

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Drinking a Diet Coke like a Roman emperor drinking the finest wine. The Europeans don't do this drink the same way. It's my slop

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In many ways, absolutely nothing has changed. The future was always a threat.

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the deep state is forcing me to post

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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

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The Onion buying InfoWars is absolutely the funniest thing to ever happen in my lifetime

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The United States of America: Experiences May Vary ™

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I don’t believe in the Dead Internet Theory, but I do spend a lot of time daydreaming about killing the internet

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as soon as I find a lamp that a genie pops out of when I rub it, it is OVER for you hoes

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Oh shit, oh fuck. I forgot about this and it’s definitely legally binding.

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Me: “I deserve it all!” My friends: “Yes you do, King! You deserve happiness and love! You are so worthy of it.” Me: “Wow thanks you guys. But I was referring to the horror show that is my life?”

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I am part of the problem

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if Trump wins, I'm going to start eating pets.

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