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It only takes the Muppets 6 minutes to arrive in Manhattan.

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36 minutes into Jason Takes Manhattan, and he has yet to arrive in Manhattan to take it.

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This #Pride is about rewatching classic queer movies of the ‘90s: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar, The Birdcage, But I’m a Cheerleader.

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I forgot to put on sunscreen before today’s funeral, and now I have a sun rash. My transformation into an asexually sired vampire is almost complete.

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This is a real, earnest question. If we’re not teaching kids cursive anymore, how are they signing their names? Do they just print them?

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If you told me that Sam Reid is an 18th century vampire actor pretending to be a human playing a vampire, I would believe you. #InterviewWithTheVampire

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I desperately need Jacob Anderson to get professional recognition for how skilled he is at subtlety. #InterviewWithTheVampire #GameOfThrones

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The #FinalDestination franchise is the reason our entire generation has anxiety.

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Calling it now: Julianne Nicholson will get the drama Emmy nom for #Paradise and the comedy guest Emmy nom for #Hacks.

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Wow, Mayfair Witches is bad. Like really bad.

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Is this a joke? #max #hbomax #hbo

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Jesus H. Christ, Sam Reid owns this role.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Should I ignore my rather large TBR pile and (re)read Interview with the Vampire?

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Anyway, both seasons of Interview with the Vampire are streaming on Hoopla, if you need a free way to watch it. It’s super good and it’s super gay.

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Sometimes I remember the movie Queen of the Damned, and I feel strong second hand embarrassment for everyone involved.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Sick burn from my mom.

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It is the year 2025. Why is it so difficult to find online courses for my state mandated continuing education credits?

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I’m still salty about the paper I wrote in high school that both Lizzie and Mr. Darcy are pride and prejudice, and my teacher just said I was wrong with no other explanation.

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Pride & Prejudice shower thoughts: - I love the detail that Lizzie actually does play the piano poorly. - Georgiana and Mary bond over their mutual love of the piano and having a friend helps Mary to chill.

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#TheLastOfUs 2x2 Fuck this show.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

I told a zoomer at work I’ve had a Netflix account since they mailed you DVDs, and she had no idea what I was talking about.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

People who don’t put the toilet seat down before flushing - why?

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Bob 🥰

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

The benefit to being so open about my mental health struggles is that my coworkers generally take steps to help me. The downside is that my brain then feels guilty about people being nice to me, which actually makes me feel worse. Thanks, brain.

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the spice girls in famous works of art: thread

submitted 67 days ago • 73 comments

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

submitted 68 days ago • 151 comments

Don’t worry about me, I’m over here crying about the existence of my cats. Just the fact that they’re alive. And they’re here with me.

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