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work-from-home Severance

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people i used to do improv with are getting married…

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Armed military police on UBC campus today to protect IOF war criminals invited to compete at sporting events as though they didn’t serve in an army that has killed at minimum a child every 30 minutes for the past 16 months. Monitoring from the rooftops like snipers.

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this meeting could have been an email. and it also could have been. a sunbeam.

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if i ever get gaslit again im biting until i see bone

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes a kiss is so gorgeous you become a bit more possible

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when a guy lends me his jacket i feel like a knight getting a favour from a princess before a jousting match

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I love crazy bitches

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

guys on dating apps see a girl with 3-10 tattoos and become totally darksided. i do not want to be your bitch ex wife. i do not want to be bribed. i am nice sweet girl. my heart. is kind<3

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

meal prepping (making cookies)

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

who is: Martin Chatwin

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

guy in movie i’m watching just said "dude, i’ve been your tech guy for like, 3 years" while looking up a Facebook account

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for better or worse, I am always thinking about poetry

submitted 75 days ago • 9 comments

im perfect

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Jackass and cornflakes autumn

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

(stabs knife threateningly into table) who wants to be my friend and hang out :)

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

one time i had to explain the word yearning to a situationship. wish i did not understand that word the way the flesh understands the bone!!

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started doing silly voices at the beginning of the weekend and it turned into a bit of a "bender" :/

submitted 297 days ago • 1 comment

i’m having lovecraftian reactions to lesbian relations

submitted 297 days ago • 0 comments

someday, maybe in an annoying memoir, i will lovingly refer to 2024 as the year i gave up alcohol and blowjobs for lent

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i can't believe it's 2024 and i can't find anywhere to watch yoko ono's short films grrr

submitted 341 days ago • 0 comments

saving money for grad school is so hard when i want to waste it on things like novelty thongs

submitted 346 days ago • 1 comment

gave blood for the first time and did grabby hands to the doctor so she'd give me coffee and mojito

submitted 347 days ago • 0 comments

when i go as laezel for halloween this year you guys are gonna freak out

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If Godzilla showed up I'd calm him down with logic and reason

submitted 442 days ago • 51 comments

if i could i would have prosecco and coffee and grill cheese for every meal. but i freakin CAN'T!!

submitted 540 days ago • 0 comments

"girl, interrupted" is a great name for a movie about me — cause i’m a woman at the office!! haha just kidding. i actually love men and don’t mind when they talk over me ;) also i get psychotic episodes so

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cis woman who refers to her name before marriage as her deadname

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