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Chicago // MTG // Queer 🍻 Co-host of Sips N' Spells, a queer MtG social. ➡️ linktr.ee/goblinroyalty
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Once a month I go absolutely feral and I make it all my friends problem (I’m sorry)

idk, I feel my beard has made me hotter and I've been getting so much more attention lately.

No one gets a pass… even if they’re hot. If you support him, I don’t want to see you naked or support your work in anyway.

My new tattoo is making feel hot.

God I love gay people. They messed up my port from Verizon to T-Mobile. I had to go to both stores and both the gays were the most competent people in the entire store.

That’s a wrap!

Magic con is going great

My barber is leaving end of month and I’m seriously considering taking a weekend every two months just to get a haircut and hangout with him 💖

My biggest ATX crush tbh 🫠

FINALLY.

Rachel really being the gem of our community.

This is your reminder to clean your keycaps and board.

People who voted Trump who are feeling pissed off right now about broken promises are an organizing opportunity, not a gloating opportunity

Fellas is it gay to receive homage from your vassals? Buncha guys kneeling in front of you giving you rings and kissing your hands???

My Valentines in a nutshell

I think it's so cute how all of our names will be on the same watchlist.

Sorry, not a gainer I’m just depressed ✨

If you ever jerked off to me you owe me a valentines 😤

I had no idea who Christian Nevarro is before Game Knights but now....I'm definitely a fan 🥵

It's fun living in Stanford Prison Experiment 2.0

Missing summer rn.