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New favorite spell? 500 Toads. Thanks @paizo.com

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Had to take a passport photo for a young girl that couldn't seem to tilt her head to the left. Really wanted to tell her parents to take to a doctor ASAP, but I'm just a drugstore picture man.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Pickled onions, and I mean the pungent sour pickled onions, not the sweet ones, are an underrepresented burger roughage.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

submitted 23 days ago • 3627 comments

My prediction, say goodbye to VPNs. Once the PTBs figure that out they'll move to outlaw them.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad. GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE. youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...

submitted 28 days ago • 2236 comments

I flexed too hard and it really hurt.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is meowing relentlessly at my door. Poor baby.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Almost went full boomer. New phone has an app I can't delete that automatically downloaded new apps. I was fully ready to spike this sucker into the pavement and getting a Nokia brick.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta love it when they completely block the crosswalk. Those are dogs, btw.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I need to get ready for bed, but my cat is currently sitting on my leg. CHILD, I AM WEARY.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Toxic grindset manfluencers vs artlife meditation manfluencers

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I find myself in a race with modern western society. Which one of us will end first? I don't think it's me.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Upgraded my phone before the potential tariff price hike. This has been typed from said phone, Cloris Leachman the Second.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

An arborist and a rapper are at a garden party. They're conversing about their respective interests when the rapper inquires about the time. The arborist replies "About three, Fifty." It was about that time everyone noticed the arborist was a crustacean from the Paleolithic era...

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The ultra-wealthy are idiots. Why? Because they don't know how to properly implement Bread and Circuses. They keep providing the circus, but they can't comprehend the bread. Meet the needs, keep us entertained, you can get away with anything.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

We're living through the fall of the American Empire. I know many feel despair, or are in denial, but this is a natural part of the empire's lifecycle. Now to see if we end up like Britain/France, or Rome.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, if you're into #Pathfinder and believe life is better down where it's wetter, go back this.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Sparkling pickle juice. The girlies know.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Colin Farrell thanking Carolina in craft services and her thoughtfulness in his #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech is your wholesome moment of the evening.

submitted 48 days ago • 18 comments

Well, guess I'm here now.

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