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You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.

submitted 16 hours ago • 47 comments

I’ve now had TWO sex dreams about Elon Musk. WTF. Staaaaaappppp.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Late lunch. I feel i need to eat salad every day. Every day. This is good for me, right? RIGHT?! Ugh. I’m starting to get tired of this shit. I want a burger and fries and a milkshake and maybe a quesadilla.

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Just an FYI: Medicaid fraud is rarely perpetrated by beneficiaries. The fraudsters are almost always the doctors and CEO's that administer Medicaid. For example: when a doctor charges the government $600 for an $8 breast pump and pockets the cash and the third party administrator takes a cut.

submitted 5 days ago • 1142 comments

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

submitted 5 days ago • 2716 comments

I need a whole new show just with alternate dimension Captain Lorca #startrek

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Europe doesn’t have cardinals. The specific habitats of species is fascinating. I saw my first irl cardinal after moving out of California and was 😳. Anyhoo, here’s a real life cardinal (and chickadee) in my backyard. IT’S LIKE A MAGICAL CREATURE.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I made steak and potatoes for the anniversary he forgot.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a difference between depressed and unhappy? Can I be unhappy and not be medically depressed? I have cause for my unhappiness, versus the cause being chemical/psychological. I’m tired. I want to crawl in a hole.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been a long fucking day, I’m tired, and I misspoke. Let me rephrase it in a more correct way. Fuck Hakeem Jeffries and almost every other elected Democratic official for forcing me to be the one to get arrested instead of them doing their goddamn job and being leaders.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I can’t wait until Putin and his American comrades are … no longer conscious

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

12 characters long?! Are you kidding me, dude

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Me, eating wings I got for $1.59 at the grocery store next to the gym. 😕

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It must suck having your birthday on Valentines Day because you can never go out to dinner

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Watching gladiator ii. Man, Denzel is a great actor

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so tired of books with wizards in them. Wizards and dragons. A genre of speculative fiction that’s not space drama or warcraftdndhobbitlotrwitcherwheeloftime fantasy, please

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I’m getting old and I’m not cooking all the dishes I want to cook.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve probably seen the half time show in its entirety 3 times now.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

submitted 19 days ago • 49 comments

Doing it

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

A teacher who is retiring just told me my kid was their favorite student they’ve ever had. I can’t tell this on my FB cuz it’d be gloating, but THAT’S MY KID!!!!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If an ultra-rich person is fighting for democracy but they’re not also fighting for economic equality, they’re not actually fighting for democracy.

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

Kinda want to make potee au chou

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine if any other religion had a commercial for their religion during the Super Bowl or like ever.

submitted 21 days ago • 89 comments

Star Trek did say the 2020s were gonna be a little rough

submitted 23 days ago • 292 comments

Trump is messing with my awful waffle

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.

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submitted 30 days ago • 293 comments

Just here to write posts and delete them shortly after

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This book is stressing me out

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I love on it and have no problem calling it the Gulf of Mexico.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

98% of my followers are those 5,000+ follow-people, who think I’ll follow back, who will never see one of my grossly uninteresting posts. Y’all are missing absolutely nothing.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry, what? $2 each?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I wish my family liked polenta

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

lenticchie per un prospero anno nuovo

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

New Year’s Resolution: I’m going to be more positive this year in how I speak, to myself and others

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Diplo is tripping balls on #cnnnye

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments