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goddammitalyssa.bsky.social
Nanny. Aspiring village witch in rural-ish Connecticut. A pleasure to have in class. đź“š22/250
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Nothing like seeing the random shit your ex comments on to realized you dodged a massive bullet.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite thing this baby does is when he’s 99% asleep and my arms are tired his eyes will open and he will yank his pacifier out of his mouth and throw it like a grenade and he’s the last one alive in the foxhole. Bro is reliving a past life over here.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about that Thanksgiving my SIL’s stepfather was bitching about tiktok rotting our brains so I announced I learned how to carve a turkey on tiktok that morning and was basically told “prove it”. What a dick. #Boomers

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

#NoSpend2026 Weekly #MealPrep is creamy spinach pasta with chicken sausage. As requested I’ll do a cost breakdown. Pasta $1.79, chicken sausage $5.99, spinach $1.59, ricotta $3.49, Bertolli Basil Alfredo $1.99. Five meals for $14.85 ($2.97) each).

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The last hour of work on a Friday: Decided to tidy up the toys, make a new sensory bin, put away laundry, and organize the bookshelf (including repairing the ripped flaps on two books). And it’s still only 4:10pm.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Things I’ve never done as a career nanny: snooped in people’s private spaces. Things nannies talk about in nanny-only groups: snooping through people’s shit.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

#NoBuy2025 #MealPrep another stir fry, this time teriyaki with baby broccolini. I love a stir fry that costs $11 to make and gives you 5 servings.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

There is no religion that prohibits me from doing literally anything.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I can crack my back in the chairs at work! I haven’t felt this since college.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

#NoBuy2025 #MealPrep for the week is a seafood-free paella because microwaving fish is a crime.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Why do Jeep owners act like that when it snows? #Connecticut #Jeep

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

#Resist Dealing with unprecedented times by sharing memes. Still cheaper than therapy.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Super grateful I got the type of mental illness I can monetize. Thanks mom. ✌️

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Must be my birthday if I have to dodge winter storms to make plans.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

#NoBuy2025 #MealPrep of the week is stir fry. Yakisoba noodles, beef, and carrots in zhong sauce.

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Talk about ending the night on a cliffhanger. #DungeonsandDragons #BardDown

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

#NoBuy2025 January Update: This month I made an extra $200 in side hustles. My unexpected expenses totaled $315.93, in my defense the tattoo was scheduled weeks ago and the other two items were replacements for things that broke. I saved a total of $1,232.63.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Slowly learning Swedish. #NannyLife

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

At least when we wake up tomorrow it won’t be fucking January anymore.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

So weird that every time Trump becomes president we get a new plague. What do the Bible thumpers think about this? I don’t know any to ask.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

#Resist To the left to the left 🎶

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The Whole Foods parking lot really feels like a pvp zone.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so tired of seeing my country more angry about socialism than they are about fascism. #Resist

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

#NannyLife Raffi is a soothing balm when everything is on fire.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments