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wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
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every day I become more like lucille 2 (positive yet airheaded demeanor and also increasing episodes of terminal vertigo)

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

whoever stole my white claw 12-pack I accidentally left outside my hotel room door this weekend I want you to know I'm very cross with you for doing that and I hope you put them to good use

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

fuck the united states and fuck israel

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

just woke up from a nap and was thinking for no reason that I hope WWIII hasn't started

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

my partner and I were sweetly talking about how we'd never fuck each other over with finances or fuck with each other's lives if things went bad and then we paused and both said "well, hang on-" at the same time in conditional revision and that's how I know he's right for me

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

usually have streams on thursdays but sorry folks, delaying until next week. still not feeling 100% from yesterday and I don't feel like being "on" tonight. next week on wed + thurs come prepared to cry ✨

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

each of the baristas at the café I go to charge me differently whenever I give them my order (iced vanilla latte with 2x shots + breakfast burrito, it's always the same) and each of them make my drink completely wrong every single time. and I would die for them

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

hi friends sorry, I have to cancel my stream tonight - I am headed to urgent care (everything is gonna be fine!) but I def won't be able to make this happen tonight

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

tonight I think will be the end of red dead redemption 2 chapter 6. I am feeling overwhelmingly avoidant about it and I'm not ready but we are gonna power through. 8PM CST twitch.tv/sarahmarvelous

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I've bought and returned a dozen pair of shoes in the last month and it's so frustrating to be so limited in what I can wear now. I am now locked in a prison exclusively with clogs, mules, loafers, and tennis shoes

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

got the cats beds for the windowsill and fern is a kaiju in hers

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

went to the grocery store for the first time without a chaperone today :)

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

theater etiquette in this country has become fucking unmoored. what do you mean every single person within 360 degrees of me thought it was okay to speak above a whisper throughout the entirety of final reckoning

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

at dinner with my parents and they're showing me photos of actors from grey's anatomy. "that's mcsteamy. no, that's mcdreamy. no, who is that" I have never seen grey's anatomy and did not ask for this information but I am listening and learning

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

now that I have a car again I can finally order one of those "do not honk at me I'll kill us both" bumper stickers

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

now that I have a car again I can finally order one of those "do not honk at me I'll kill us both" bumper stickers

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment