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Prescriptivist on the streets, descriptivist in the sheets. En-fucking-thusiast of tmesis. Petrichor fan. Skeleton-to-be. Kinsey 4.
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If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

I think itʼs cool to have facts about a city on the bus. But I would prefer if they were actual facts and not paranormal bollocks

My old man's a hat thief He wears a dustman's hat

NO! Martin, you need to hurry up and make The Wager already

“I’m afraid Martin might well have something called Plot Syndrome” #EELive

Q to James Bond: Customers who bought the spy camera pen also bought the poison dart watch.

For too long Iʼve been going to the cinema for new Bond films. Now, at last, I can watch it from day one on my phone while an advert begs me to buy the watch he happens to be wearing in a given scene

Let’s call this what it is: absolutely breathtaking levels of small dick energy. My husband has a bigger dick than this, and he’s a trans man.

Rumours of #DoctorWho and its demise seem sadder to me because its spirit will be kept alive by bland “more of the same” storytelling, lacking the glorious weirdness of the Virgin and BBC Books eras. (i.e. Itʼll be Big Finishʼs world weʼre living in.)

So many lovely flourishes and details in #EastEnders as it celebrates its 40th anniversary, but I didn’t expect a split diopter shot!

This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

Was just at a David Lynch film night in a pub (having never watched anything by David Lynch before) & someone said to me "nice costume" which is a bit worrying as I'm just dressed like I normally dress.

The Busy World of Doctor Who

Typical. We get the one dystopian totalitarian future where they *don't* drug us up to mask the horror.

Two episodes into Blakeʼs 7 and I was definitely not on the right level for this show watching it on Saturday mornings on UK Gold. Despite the modest budget itʼs sharp, interesting and reminiscent of Star Wars: Andor

Probably wouldn’t have overlapped Gakpo’s left arm on the text here to be honest

Person 1: what’s the name of this band? Person 2: Fleetwood Mac Person 1: where does that name come from? Person 2: it’s two of the members of the band Person 1: the two most important members surely Person 2: hahaha no not even close

Incoming message from the Grammy’s. Lady Gaga wants to know what the fuck you’re doing so close to the Neutral Zone.

Finally someone brave enough to take it to the disabled after they've been living like kings under the famously generous Conservative party.

Iʼve had a great couple of days in London with Soderberghʼs latest, a theatrical masterpiece from Shearsmith & Pemberton, a Hitchcock classic and an anime way better than I gave it credit for

This is a David Bowie lyric

Say what you will about Star Trek: Section 31, but the Michelle Yeoh talk show tour has been terrific. Whoopi still has her Guinan hat!

I get very insecure about my ability to write fiction whenever I try, but this motherfucker takes eight years to come up with THAT title?!

I've lost track of how many times I've watched this already 😂

The Prince Charles - a West End institution - is under threat. Support them, unless you want to see another fucking M&M superstore where this beautiful cinema is. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

Playing the board game Nemesis. It's not going well for my character (right)

Tell you what, this show does nothing for my faith in the jury system #TheTraitors

A Hunger Games song over the top. President Snow WISHES it was this compelling #TheTraitors

LOSING MY MIND! #TheTraitors