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godofmesses.bsky.social
he/they, Very Queer™️, artist & writer, nature lover, 🔞 I’m 33 & post NSFW stuff! monsterfucker, newbie fantasy sex toys collector, don’t DM w/o interacting first
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i think Beni is just destined to look good in every colour ♡ i made an approximate colour palette in my spreadsheet for when i order mine *-*

i’m either gonna be unhinged or inactive for the week. if i post anything weird or fucked up i’m sorry, i’m not okay.

I’m so tired of language learning apps all using generative AI. I want to learn languages! I don’t want your slop, I want real people checking if my exercises are correct!

mine is mostly right although it included a video of one of my cats, pictures of my hedgehog and a plant? and a pokémon thing but there are bird pokémons on it so I’ll allow it

people who shit on sex work and conflate sex work with sex trafficking/slavery really need a reality check. you’re gonna tell me that you’re a feminist and you want everyone to have their own personal freedom but I’m not allowed to choose what I do with my own goddamn body? make it make sense

it’s so pretty! one day I’ll have one. One day… 😭

after asking some artists, I have to find a lot more references for my OCs so commissions will be easier to get. like body type and more portraits and whatnot. maybe I’ll make Pinterest boards for them!

yup, never even opened the website or app or whatever it’s on, I’m not outsourcing my brain to the hallucination machine guzzling our water thank you very much

accidentally became the local friendly silicone connoisseur in a FB group and now I have people DMing me for recommendations and I’ve never been happier! I love being helpful and also everyone deserves their own perfect silicone friend ♡ #fantasysextoys #silicone

started a traditional piece from @jackotoy.bsky.social line arts - this stony friend is just calling for pretty blue crystals all over funniest thing was asking my mother to print it for me because we only have one printer and it’s in her office 😂

✦ART RAFFLE✦ Thank you for OVER 800 FOLLOWERS Rules: ✦ Must be following me ✦ Like & Repost to enter! Winner will receive an experimental portrait! [ #raffle #artraffle ]

If it isn't clear, this includes using ChatGPT, character AI chatbots, any and all forms of generative slop. You are not welcome in my spaces.

And I’m off to reading the comic because 😍

do you ever think about the fact that when Jim Henson created Kermit in 1955, he had no way of knowing about the existence of Hyalinobatrachium dianae, formally identified and classified in 2015? the universe is so cool and mysterious sometimes ✨

decided to mock up a potential something for the colouring contest hosted by @jackotoy.bsky.social not sure if I'm going to go with this model or even this entry but I like it enough to post here

I’m definitely doing this but now I have to decide if I’m trying digital colouring even though I still only have a mouse or if I’m going traditional with all of my art supplies 🤔

Okay, question for artists - making a piece out of one of those moodboards, would that count as character designing or is there enough references for it to be a normal commission if I explain the concepts?

there are so many toys that look amazing but that my brain would refuse to use because I’m so turned off by oral that any model that’s a tongue, even if the sculpt looks beautiful and just so well made, would automatically just spend its entire existence on a shelf as decor

fuck genAI, if you’re outsourcing your brain and creativity to a machine, you deserve to be called out (also I love the option to block every account on a list, it’s so useful)

me to myself: you cannot own all the water-themed monster dongs in the world me: …

the 1st and 4th on the top row and the 1st on the bottom row are just so lovely, the last one on the bottom row looks cool too! I’m a simple creature, I see merfolk dongs, count me in!

I just learned what a lifecast is when it comes to fantasy sex toys and 😬 that crosses a line for me. like, there are so many talented 3D artists, let’s leave the animals alone, alright?

Weird ask I guess, does anyone have good quality pictures of Vesper, Rend and Atratus from @batbites.bsky.social on like a solid-ish background? I’m making myself a wishlist spreadsheet and I’m missing pictures of those models for it! #fantasysextoys #fantasydildos #silicone #dongsky

I think a DnD focused artist might be my best bet for art of my naughty OCs, they draw so many different species that my humanoid monsters shouldn’t be an issue

just went on a fantasy sex toys makers following spree because I found a list! and now I have even more trouble deciding on my next one 😭 I swear at this point I might as well get back to sex work or find a sugar daddy 😂

do I get a new toy now or save my money and get a few next months for my birthday? 🤔 #nsfwsky #fantasysextoys #fantasydildos #monsterfucker

throwing into the universe that i hope to see some masc merfolk this mermay (my heart belongs to the sea monsters but i’m ✨gay✨♡)

It would be a pain to reformat the post here so here’s a link to a post on my FL about choosing my next #fantasydildo! I need help narrowing it down because there are many models from different studios I’m interested in! #nsfwsky #monstercock #fantasysextoy fetlife.com/CrypticPrinc...

if you use narcissist/narcissistic as an insult, if you think every narcissist is an abuser or if you otherwise use pop psychology, stereotypes and other bullshit when it comes to NPD, do me a favour & block me ♡

question for #nsfw content creators - is it worth it? i left the scene years ago and i’m thinking of coming back… #18+ #spicysky #goonsky #lewd #nsfwacc #realnsfw #nsfwsky

okay since my main source of recommendation has blocked me, i am once again asking for recommendations of small fantasy sex toys brands! i already follow a bunch and plan to buy from all of them at least once but i’m looking for more! #fantasysextoy #fantasydildo #nsfw #nsfwsky #nsfwbsky

super random but if you had one place you would want people to see, anywhere in the world, where would it be? #travel #travelling

What if Calliope could be made of glass? 👀 Another colouring I spent too much time raging on because I’m relearning digital art and textures are hard!! (model/lineart by @creaturefeature.bsky.social)

Spicy peeps, I come to you with another recommendation request - does anyone have brands that do glass and/or metal toys? I’m not looking for big manufacturers unless they’re queer owned and operated. #fantasysextoy #fantasydildo #nsfw #nsfwsky #nsfwbsky

"Icarus and the sun" 🕯️☀️ (2017) Decided to re-post a few older images that I am still fond of. Attempt the second.