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These morons really thought American workers, who want things like paychecks and OSHA regulations, were going to start making microchips for minimum wage.

That has to sting.

Something my mind cannot stop thinking about is that in the case of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the Trump admin ADMITTED that he was wrongfully deported and they they still are fighting as hard as they can to not bring an innocent man home because it will make them look bad.

Donold doesn’t deserve a grand birthday parade. He deserves to be marched through King’s Landing with an stern cleric behind him chanting “shame.”

Donold sends people with soccer tattoos to El Salvador and lets people with swastika tattoos go free.

That has to sting.

“I never thought I was going to lose this much money this fast.”

MTG to be investigated for insider trading. SMITE!!

Dear constantly pessimistic people, Fuck you. You're not helping anyone. You never have, you never will.

Today I am being attacked by pessimists because I celebrated the fact that the Supreme Court decided to free Kilmar Abrego Garcia and bring him home. Are they right? or just severely and rightfully damaged?

Lo, the Supreme Court actually did something good. Mark it down, for miracles doth occur.

Karan Soni once played My assistant on ‘Miracle Workers.’ Now instead of pretending with Steve Buscemi, he gets to talk to the real thing.

He put tariffs on every single country but Russia.

GOD’S DAILY RECAP: 1. Cabinet meeting to praise dear leader Kim Jong Trump 2. Stock market falls another 1k points as reality sets in 3. Peter Navarro said something on CNN about smoking crack and not wanting to go to prison again 4. Many of his voters have lost everything and want him to resign

Thou shalt ban insider trading, once and for all!

It was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times.

Good!

I bounce between hope and despair like a pinball these days.

Can the smarter-than-everyone “nothing good will ever happen again” people just shut the fuck up for any moment, ever

Good!

This fucking criminal bastard just held the world upside down by its feet just to jingle out some money for himself. The billionaires are back to kissing his feet.

anyone else exhausted from all the constant trauma

If you’re struggling today, as I am, just know this: YOU HAVE NOT FAILED. It’s the world that has failed. Keep calm and bugger on.

Dear radical leftist heroes, I hope you survive this scary moment in time. When it is over we are going to reform the nation and save the world.

We are all to suffer and die forever because of one moron?

in game of thrones, what happened to the mad king? i forgot

I strongly doubt the rest of the planet's 7 billion citizens are going to tolerate allowing one insane grandpa to do this to all of them for much longer.

"Elon. It's me, Ashley St Claire. I have no other means of contacting you so I bought PoE2 early access just for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you Elon.”

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