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His poll numbers are TANKING.

83% of Americans disapprove of King Donold’s pardoning his Jan. 6 goon squad, and now his poll numbers are falling faster than a gold-plated toilet in a hurricane. SMITE!

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."

83% of Americans disapprove of King Donold’s pardoning his Jan. 6 goon squad, and now his poll numbers are falling faster than a gold-plated toilet in a hurricane. SMITE!

who’s gonna do it, who will be the hero we needed

King Donold is demanding Boeing rush production of his new Air Force One planes. They better do what he asks!

Anyone else see that Cybertruck stuck in the snow while the Honda Fit drives right past it? Pretty much sums up America vs rest of the world.

They just now noticed?

I watched Gladiator 2 and they had TWO co-Caesars and that hit home.

They just now noticed?

The reason the USA is so messed up is because everyone thinks bad things will never happen to them.

Help a God out! What’s that guy’s name that beat AOC for an important position? Anyone know

Dear Americans, The only way anything ever gets better is for all the spoiled morons of America to suffer the consequences of their own vile, stupid, hate-filled plans. They may destroy the Department of Education but in time they will learn that pain is a wonderful teacher.

He’s setting us all up for the funniest possible ending.

Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.

“Ditch the king ego. Not cool.” Not cool? It’s a lot more than ‘not cool.’ Not cool? This guy’s severed head will still be muttering that right after King Donold has it lopped off. Not cool!

He’s setting us all up for the funniest possible ending.

King Donold is demanding Boeing rush production of his new Air Force One planes. They better do what he asks!

The last thing King Donold wants is for millions of Americans to protest in Washington DC and just not leave.

Siri, what are some things that happened to kings

Trump accuses federal workers of “playing golf.” He spent the last three weekdays golfing.

“Ditch the king ego. Not cool.” Not cool? It’s a lot more than ‘not cool.’ Not cool? This guy’s severed head will still be muttering that right after King Donold has it lopped off. Not cool!

I don’t know about you, but I’ll never bend the knee to ‘King Trump.’ Get fucked.

God Smite The King.

God Smite The King.

"I love what DOGE is doing! Can I ask one favor?"

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

BREAKING NEWS: Spraytan Spunkmuppet discovers that bringing down grocery prices is "hard" but bringing down planes is a piece of cake.

For 16 years, U.S. aviation had a perfect record—ZERO major commercial plane crashes. Then Trump returned and in just 29 days the USA has had seven crashes, 15 aviation disasters, and 85 dead, on pace for this over 1,000 dead this year via plane crash.

BREAKING NEWS: Spraytan Spunkmuppet discovers that bringing down grocery prices is "hard" but bringing down planes is a piece of cake.

How many plane crashes and mass shootings will it take for Americans to care about their own safety? 🤔

Tom Homan can’t find enough illegal immigrants to deport because they fabricated the ‘crisis,’ so now he’s just gonna spend all his time attacking AOC.

At a hockey game this weekend, Canadians loudly booed the US national anthem—and then turned around and proudly sang their own with full-throated joy. The contrast couldn’t have been clearer.

When a judge stops the president from doing something illegal, that’s not a “threat to democracy,” that’s a check on the president’s power. That's the whole damn point.

Happy Presidents' Day to the 44 presidents who never tried to become a fascist dictator.

At a hockey game this weekend, Canadians loudly booed the US national anthem—and then turned around and proudly sang their own with full-throated joy. The contrast couldn’t have been clearer.

Don’t you just love how the people who wanted school open during the pandemic think we don’t need a Department of Education?

Last night Canadians again booed the US anthem and they were right to do so.