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Hound of Hastur - She/It - 19 - System - Sometimes NSFW
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Invest in a bilingual shepherd dog and start herding cats

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I hate the British but they kinda popped off with “nonce”

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Malevolent from @malevolent.bsky.social is one of the best, most gripping horror stories I’ve ever encountered. Also sometimes hilarious.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

App store let me sort by games I can play in landscape mode that is literally all I want

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Growling and pacing my enclosure bc someone associated the King in Yellow with the Ceaseless Watcher like they have literally anything in common I’m going to start tearing up the floor

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I drew my goober like one of those crazy rainbow glitter 2020 pfps that’re trending lately and I’m not going to share it bc it’s an affront to god but I need to brag about how beautiful this monster energy can is

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Going to get diagnosed with lycanthropy to affirm my gender

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People leave out mince pies and cookies for Santa, but the reindeer only get carrots. The only exception is Donner, who has dietary restrictions and gets a pass to eat the same kind of party food Santa does. Google "Donner pass party food" for more information

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he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur the whole house was w/o a stir he hit the snow next thing u know Santa said hohohoho hohohoho

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i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house

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ive gotta (remembers i shouldnt say kms anymore) write a fic in parkour language

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Gingerbread decorating has gone very well

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I am currently in a pocket dimension. Oh woops. No nevermind. I was, but now I’m not.

submitted 80 days ago • 7 comments

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

submitted 78 days ago • 87 comments

So when is someone going to write the Wolf359/Malevolent crossover and ship everyone’s favorite horrible fathers with beloved disembodied voices together

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puppygirls be like: "ruff" and all the other puppygirls be like: "that's so true,,,,"

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nobel prizes only going to living scientists is so funny like if he's so smart why's he DEAD

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Puppygirls interior design

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Spencer Reid is so autism gender. To me.

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will bluesky accept some furry-ified Malevolent characters? :)

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

Just beat Castle Crashers for the first time why on earth does the final boss have like six stages

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and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat

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Arthur Lester the sassy man that you are... never change🙏 #malevolent #malevolentpodcast

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

In a mood where I can relate to Creep by Radiohead

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Is anyone else having #castlecrashers brainrot right now? No? Just me?

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

The moon disguised as Saturn

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american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊 me: that sounds nice! what happened next? american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

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God I need a beautiful butch in a leather jacket to flirt with me

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Arthur and John Wanted to draw them in something epic #malevolent #malevolentpodcast #art

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Autistic super-hearing is fuckin' annoying Getting distracted by the fans on a mini PC spinning up across the room WITH sound-cancelling headphones on

submitted 141 days ago • 91 comments

i just think. someone should make this album art into jarthur

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