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Runnin, records, relief pitchers, reporting
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submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Me in 2013 after they shut down Hipster Runoff

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t decide if cheering for the Blue Jays or cheering for Tottenham is more embarrassing

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Here’s what I don’t get: if you’re familiar with Dasher & Dancer & all the other ones, how do you not know “the most famous reindeer of all”???

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

My name is Timm and the Toronto Blue Jays actually make me want to die

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

It’s almost hard to explain how deep the Twitter brain rot runs

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

My favourite photo pose is the “pregnant but just barely & not yet showing so sticking out your belly & arching your back to make a point” pose

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Your toddler is on your Instagram page? Straight to jail

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

My wish for Bluesky: it’ll produce more political candidates focused on the woke agenda. There’s not enough!

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

$18 for two matchas. Every day we stray further from God’s light.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll post on this new app until James Corden shows up. Then it’s curtains

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Choose your fighter: Taylor Swift Fan or Disney Adult

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna go through Twitter & find my best posts to copy over here so you all think I’m clever. I remember making people laugh when talking about a hot dog this one time. Hold on

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments