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You know how I know Murc's Law is real? This is year fcking 10 of Tr*mp supporter profiles in legacy media, as though they're still a curiosity we need to understand. As though they're a fringe group. As though they're the underdogs.

A fun Easter egg in this clip is the ineffectual little Secretary of State sitting there on the couch like the Homer Simpson backing into the bushes meme.

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

Very disconcerting to hear Snoke playing Gandalf in this.

Absolutely begging people to learn the difference between mean and median

We have seen two impeachment worthy stories break today alone. Incredible levels of corruption and lawlessness. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

They’re going to wipe out every dollar they supposedly save several times over with their stupid tax cut, but at least we’ll all be less safe.

If Bluesky had polls I would probably ask which Spielberg back-to-back was stronger, Raiders/E.T. or Jurassic Park/Schindler’s List? I don’t think I can choose tbh.

Tell Bob Iger to go fuck off and leave me alone.

There are very few movies in which Gene Hackman appears that I did not enjoy. Even if the movie wasn’t great, it was when he was on screen. RIP to a screen legend.

People keep saying "it's gonna be a long four years," and I keep saying: this cannot go on for even a small portion of that. People will die, government will crumble, America will go to war, and our democratic republic will be dead, buried, and rotted out top to bottom. He *must* be removed ASAP

One weird social media thing I hate is when people start their replies with “uh” or “um.” These are spoken filler words. What’s the point in typing them out?

Sometimes you have to read between the lines

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1449

Congratulations to Puck News for all the traffic today I guess.

I’ll believe Kennedy is retiring when it happens, as is my current position on all Lucasfilm announcements.

So now if you can’t watch it right when it drops, you get three episodes spoiled for you instead of just the one. 👌🏼

If you didn’t like the music in the Andor trailer, please submit a five point bulleted email by tomorrow describing in detail what it feels like to be wrong.

Tony Gilroy fuck me up challenge accepted

The first time I’ve felt this much joy in a while. Goddamn that’s a trailer. youtu.be/AE4wxt70aUM?...

One of lifes scariest moments is when a woman calmly says "wow" during an argument

Stay tuned. 🍿

I get the same feeling from this as the Le Marseillaise scene in Casablanca.

My Twitter account is gone. Just checked without logging in because I couldn’t remember when I deactivated it but it has been deleted. Thanks for the memories, former bird app turned hellscape.

Germany handing out a big L to Elon today. You love to see it.

“I don’t care about the approval of others,” says emotionally fragile man who keeps reflexively looking to the audience for approval.

Listening to this on Libby and it’s safe to say I could just as easily listen to this man narrate a technical manual and still be completely engaged with the material.

Haven’t seen THE GORGE yet, but the score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross is a banger.

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

This is more nakedly corrupt than the shit that got him impeached for the first time. Between this and the Eric Adams deal, it’s hard to decide which is more mobby.

If being a senator is a forty year career, you are no longer representing the people. You are representing yourself.

Okay Peacock I see you

Al-alright stop. Uh, col-collaborate and and (unintelligible)

He can’t do that! It’s unconstitutional! (Day 32)

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

The only time I’ve felt unsafe in New York was last fall when there was a giant MAGA rally right by the train station I had to use.

POV: flying over mountains on the back of an Eagle 📸: Justin Labattu

Okay but if this is not a real jersey that you can buy then this is just cruel.

Wow so true 💯