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Aaron Rodgers looks like the kinda guy that would try to go to the Lost island, but ended up at the beach that makes you Old.

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Starting the new season of Yellowjackets and one very specific scene happened and I made a Lost joke.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I'd love to go on a date with Donald Draper like there's no way I am not going to goad him into getting drunk enough to give me a cadillac

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I'm so excited for Gyllenhaal to get the Trap treatment.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t stop watching the Sirianni’s security guy with at least two Italian flags trying to hand him a hat.

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Hell yeah

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Can’t believe they cast VT basketball coach Mike Jones as Gil for the Simpsons live action episode.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

mfw im healthy

submitted 25 days ago • 12 comments

I saw my boss and my supervisor doing DEI in the closet and I saw one of the DEIs and it looked at me

submitted 31 days ago • 12 comments

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

submitted 35 days ago • 19 comments

This is wild and broke my brain.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

this mf m.youtube.com/watch?v=wXCl...

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

So that Häagen-Dazs ad is definitely for Fast & Furious, right? Dom does drive a Chevelle SS. And that does look like Vin Diesels head. He only drives American cars, drinks Corona, and eats Häagen-Dazs ice cream. Ridiculous (positive).

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See you opening day.

submitted 45 days ago • 14 comments

You all claim to hate this joke but you would all watch this movie and you know it.

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

this joke came to me in the middle of the night. anyway it’s your problem now

submitted 48 days ago • 11 comments

The reason I don’t trust the thought process of these people can be summed up by the fact he calls it Rabbi Bot and not RabbAI.

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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell

submitted 156 days ago • 11 comments

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

submitted 65 days ago • 64 comments

Oh no it’s 10:30pm and I am trying to talk myself out of watching the directors cut of Napoleon.

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Gonna have a raclette party again next week!

submitted 56 days ago • 32 comments

I am worried that either Al Michaels or whoever runs his teleprompter might not survive the Seahawks/Bears game.

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Oh man I’m darkness maxing. Totally just succumbing. Nosferutuing all over.

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song.link/us/i/1437633... Dedicate this to the very special someone in your life.

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Reading this in the Master and Commander font.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

It’s on the Criterion Channel, I gotta watch it

submitted 66 days ago • 15 comments

Going from a work meeting to Queer to a work dinner.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

NYC is weird. You can walk 10 minutes in the wrong direction and accidentally walk past the celebrity you were just talking about.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

song.link/us/i/1437633... Dedicate this to the very special someone in your life.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

…is Harrison Ford drunk presenting the award? What an icon.

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