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gofruity.bsky.social
In a neverending pursuit of expanding my consciousness
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UTM zones are too small, we should just make one big UTM zone that we can fit everything into

Toothpaste tastes good. The body typically craves that which is good for it. Therefore, my body needs toothpaste

I get why they call them no-see-ums: because they sure are no-sy haha

If you are taller than me then I address you formally. If you are shorter than me then I assume you are a child and therefore address you informally.

Woke up with a sore back... It can only mean one thing: I was abducted by aliens last night

I'd go to the arcade if they had games like RDR2 or Xenoblade

Peanut butter and root beer go together surprisingly well ngl

Silverfish and goldfish are quite different for both being named after precious metals

If dog owners are wholly responsible for their dog's behavior, and their dog poops on the sidewalk, then, in a sense, the owner was the one that pooped on the sidewalk. Like and Subscribe for more philosophic wisdom

At this point, my day job is literally suffering from chronic pain. It's not easy work but someone has to do it 💪

I wouldn't mind advertisements so much if they weren't always trying to get me to buy stuff 😠

Idc what anyone says, fingerless gloves ARE cool

Yo mamma so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl 🥣!! 😆

Us gamers have to stick together

How do you know if someone grew up on a farm/acreage? They'll tell you!

The Pirate Bay is offering a special discount right now: all torrents are malware-free until the end of the week!

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Using only my bare hands I think I could make a better CPU than Intel.

When you think about it, if we keep adding regulations then eventually everything will be illegal and we won't be able to do anything at all. Instead, we should be eliminating regulations in order to maximize freedom. (Actual argument made by Elon Musk)

Who is this "Ray" and why is his tube inside my tv?

I'm sad today and honestly I'm not too happy about that

Making loud splashes while pooping to assert dominance

Yassified swagmeister

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Me? Yeah I've got some fairly sophisticated political opinions: ultimately, both sides are wrong 😏

I wonder if Trump will pardon me for the crime of having the FATEST ass

Wheed whacker

Utilitarianism is my preferred moral theory because it offers a solid defense of not cleaning my room when my mom tells me to. Think about it like this: cleaning brings me intense suffering and having a so-called "messy" room brings me joy. Ergo, the world is a better place if I don't clean my room!

Business idea: a mini PC housed in a can of beans

Nothing like a fresh tube of toothpaste!