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gohphukyerself.bsky.social
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What if we tried not electing so many grandparents to Congress in 2026, ok? Grandparents are great but their DEI quota has been over-filled the last 20 years. At least.

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So, JD Vance must not have used the right amount of eye-liner, I mean, mascara, damnit I mean eye black to strengthen his butterfingers Sally pufta miss Nancy never had a chance to lift a trophy before, I guess.

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Bill Maher is the Joe Scarborough of Jimmy Fallons.

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Here you go, Chief Justice John Roberts… Your authority and the standing of the Judicial branch openly mocked in the Oval Office. I bet it’s comfortable being POTUS’s bitch.

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Up next, Bill Maher hosts Trump on Real Time and give him a rascally hair tousle. Bill Maher, the Jimmy Fallon of news comics.

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In the first 90 days, there’s already been at least a half dozen administration-ending, impeachable, cabinet-clearing disasters. Fuck the Republican caucus for vacating their responsibilities to their constituents. Fuck them running all the way to skid row; each bitch-ass one of them.

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Josh Rogin was *instantly* able to identify Bill Maher being played by Trump. Bill Maher was instantly a whiny little bitch to his guest when confronted with the horror of his field trip report. How gullible and narcissistic for a mature adult?!?!

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Taking a nap on the couch during the Masters…a tradition unlike any other

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Fuuuuuuhhhhhhh When you’ve lost The Onion….

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Ok, also, Bill Maher has been waaaay overdue to call out that writer who overreacts to his jokes in like every monologue and scripted bit. Good move, just way past due.

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Bill Maher was sooooo close to getting it. ‘Here is how he was with me in a 2.5 hour encounter. I DoNt kNoW wHy hE iSnt LiKe ThiS OtHeR tImEs’ Bruh, he put on a show for you and you did exactly what he wanted. Your girlfriends aren’t as used as you just were.

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We used to have Amazon deliveries to my home multiple times most days from 2021-2025. Since 2024, we’ve order from Amazon 3-4 times. Not perfect, but feels much better to order direct from the vendors when that’s an option.

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Relatively speaking, it’s accurate to call it a 301(k) #TrumpTarrifs #Trumpcession

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, Republicans, what’s the play here? A) Dow to 10k is ok because Trump so business B) There weren’t gonna be elections in 2026 anyway C) The US heel turn from Ally to Axis is the ultimate lib-own D) GOP are all Speaker Johnson, clinically cucked by religion

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Of course, this is happening mostly at those litter-box schools. Sheesh

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, the economy is terrible but at least I don’t have to figure out ze/zir.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, I’m sure the guy who bankrupted a casino has this economy thing in hand 🙄

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments