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I do fishing... Read about it here https://buckscountyangler.blogspot.com/2024/11/bucks-county-angler-lake-luxembourg.html
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My hairy face...

Guarding my house from the dangers of squirrels and deer...

The head of the table here...

'I've been sitting here patiently waiting to for you to take me out for 10 minutes!!!... You poop on your own time!!!'

I couldn't sleep like that... And I don't just mean underwater πŸ˜…

Can't... busy shopping for a cock ring...

'I can't help but notice that you have pizza... I would also like pizza...'

Problems and solutions are often times the same thing

For more from the world's cutest...

It's Annie two-toys folks πŸ˜…

You want strange? My dog is enjoying Twin Peaks πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Oh what the fuck is up with this AI?

Today's life advice is... Never make life decisions with an erection

I got that face πŸ€—

Three things you should always want to spread... Joy... Peanut butter... Her legs...

Mictlantecuhtli take the wheel...

I don't care what you're doing if she tells you to come over and 'fuck the bad mood out of her' You best goddamn drop everything and get your pants off bub...

When I said I didn't understand your joke... I was bragging

They should do a fishing show called 'Hey guess what? I'm not a fat old man wanna watch?'... It'll be the most different thing ever filmed for fishing 🀨

Dark and smokey

It's okay to admit I have the cutest dog in the universe... Because it's always okay to admit the truth...

Apparently I am quite salty today

You're like Voodoo, honey All silver and gold Why don't you tell me my future? Why don't I sell you my soul?

Musk turtles have more stretch ability than one might imagine...😳

Look who was waiting for me to get home

Worst thing about being a #Godzilla fan is seeing all the fucked up creepy ass, sometimes weirdly sexually charged 'artwork' on social media🀬🀬🀬

Lunch time is approaching and boy does she know it πŸ˜…

One of my last remaining uncles apparently dropped dead in the middle of lunch yesterday, right in front of his wife, son-in-law and grandchild... That is a heavy heavy moment 🫀

Somebody's in a good mood πŸ˜…

Everybody knows that nobody's perfect... But people seem to forget that nobody's indestructible, And nobody's incorruptible.