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Hey, it's me, Goku! I'm a Saiyan from Earth.
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Goku!

donkey kong brown everywhere

Hey, you didn’t wash your hands. I can’t let you leave until you do.

Hey there, it's me, Goku! It might be tough, but you should get outta bed and face Wednesday head on.

PERSONA.

attention all donkey kong fans, there is this really sexy man on twitter if you see him give him a big kiss on the lips

Now I understand WHY you would want to impersonate me, however I don’t appreciate it. If you see this account on twitter just know it’s a cheap imitation of my true perfection.

every second i'm not throwing diddy kong at a wall is pure torture

i love you

There's only one way to settle which one of us is the faker. Fight me for the identity.

I dunno what you mean, mort- I mean Sora! Do you have directions to the nearest orphanage?

Hello. As you can see, there is somebody impersonating me on Twitter. Just so you all know, this isn’t me. This is a guy using my layout and bio.

they know.

Sure thing! But first…why’d we suddenly get letterboxing?

I told ya not to dig straight down!

VEGETAAAAAA!!!

HAAAAAAAA!!!

If that’s what you really believe…then you know what I have to do and what’s to come next! KAME…HAME…

THATS IT, ITS TIME TO DESTROY THE BRITISH “PEOPLE”

So that’s how it is, Vegeta? Can’t handle being called a loser so you decide to silence them?!

Hey, Vegeta, I’ve always wondered…why do feet smell but a nose runs?

Oh how foolish you are kakarot.. I ONLY HAVE ONE CARD LEFT! I WIN!!!

I heard Kakarot was here and I will not miss out on the chance to meet some strong opponents

Hey, guys! Chichi said this was a good place to look for strong opponents! Don’t hold back!