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Birds are the best; cats and dogs I detest! That one autistic guy from Minnesota. Rumor also has it that I like to collect vinyl. NSFW (explicit photos are always labeled and filtered!). He/him. xx
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This is my favorite Tiktok ever AKDJDH

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got reports that Best Buy queue just dumped them out without any Switch 2 add. Check your status and try again if this is you

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Me and all of my oomves got a Switch 2

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Tomodachi Life Switch in 4K is about to look so good on here.

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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAHH!!!!1

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FYI the Switch 2 pre-order fiasco is the exact same experience as us fags trying to get to see Kylie Minogue in Vegas in a <1000 occupancy venue where you have to spend $600 on food in order to get a seat. Worst day ever.

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Sold out instantaneously ALRHDHDHDH

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Me pretending I don’t care about getting the Switch 2 so I’m one of the people who gets the Switch 2:

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Australians who hate curly-haired French dogs are like: Oh naur a bichaurn frisé 😭

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Look at that purpose!! 😍

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AU where “purpose” and “porpoise” swap definitions

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Try Not to Laugh Challenge

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Sitting 💜💖✨

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OMG WALK IN THE PARK BY NAMIE AMURO COVER??? 😍😍😍😍

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The Discogs rating system for vinyl is so funny because most people rate it like this: Mint/near mint: Perfect condition; sealed Very good+: Fucking piece of shit. Surface noise everywhere. Warped and unplayable. Anything below very good: Broken vinyl; missing packaging. Sleeves are disgusting

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Cannot see the words “guten tag” without thinking “JOHANNES BRAHMS?!?!?!?!”

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Could you just imagine what would have won Best Picture this year if everyone of the voters watched Nickel Boys and I’m Still Here?

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The funny thing is: This is actually a very good song AKDJDHGSD

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Me, h**h: This is the best song I’ve ever heard The song in question:

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Vinyl spin of the day…if you’re not on your feet then I can’t help you there!

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Male mallards really are the incels and misogynists of the bird world because they can’t stand to see a queen winning (bodily autonomy to prevent unwanted pregnancy; has the louder and boomier call which makes female mallards more in charge)

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Me when I endorse the new Janet Jackson homestyle ranch and give a famous drag queen their court summons:

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The environmentalism left my body when I saw this 3 minutes ago

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gay men pretending every day isn’t national send nudes day

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Tár (2022)

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Now that I’m getting back into vinyl collecting I wish I could have bought the collector’s edition of Queen of the Clouds by Tove Lo when I had the chance

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I wish I had enough free will to buy that huge Emancipation of Mimi vinyl collection but Mariah is such a huge supporter of Amazon that most of her stuff can only be bought there now 😭

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Zul’Gurub for WoW Classic is rumored to release May 1st

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Hi

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We got it girl! We got it!!!

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Renewed my driver / license today, which was a laborious task because over 40 people were in front of me at the DMV, but I must this might be my favorite license photo!

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