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Recumbent Jones.

Factually accurate but no less worrying for it.

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What? I've boarded hundreds of planes but I don't think I've ever "deplaned." Does that mean I'm technically still onboard all of those planes?

Found a bag of hands in the top drawer of my new desk today. Won't be asking too many questions.

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Is it just me, or does the man sitting next to Walt Whitman in this photo look spookily similar to a man who once stood on a desk at Welton Academy and by quoting Whitman, encouraged his students to sound their "barbaric yawp" over the roofs of the world?

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Normal size hand. Tiny frog for scale.

No shirt. No shoes. No face. No entry.

The Leytonstone Hitchcock Mosaics Rebecca 1940

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Have to admit I was fearing the worst there.

Meet Alan Conway. In the 1990s, he convinced people he was Stanley Kubrick. He died of a heart attack in 1998 and three moths later, Kubrick died of a heart attack too. Coincidence? In 1968, Conway faked the moon landings and then left clues in all the films he didn't make for Warner Brothers.

I heard that the man in the first panel was supposed to be in all four of the panels but the painter took so long painting the painting that the man just went home.

I like to start every day by listening to Aerobic Dancing by Lionel Blair. I sit in the most comfortable chair in my house, smoking Woodbines and drinking rum whilst Lionel jumps about in his shorts to the music from ET.

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The "1 household item" turned out to be the cup of a carpenter.

Extraordinary afternoon at The Garden Cinema.

If you need a pair of brown shoes, I know a place...

After they retired from football, Johnny Rep and Johan Neeskens became detectives in a small town. You can follow their exciting adventures by listening to Golden Beryl. www.podchaser.com/podcasts/gol...

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This flower looks like Georgia O'Keeffe painted it.

New Bomb Hand card game released.

Just found this in a book from a charity shop. Equally unsettling and unsettling.

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And when your dog isn't wearing it, you can use to it store a single, medium-sized pineapple. Win-win!

You probably think bread only comes from one land but it doesn't, it comes from many lands and this book proves that. Bread.

Tonight we salute the silver anniversary of the Great Springfield Tire Yard Fire. Twenty-five years and still burning strong!

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What does he need two pens for?

Huge pause button on the wall in the gallery.

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The below-the-line comments on the Daily Telegraph website are a joy to behold. These people were discussing how much they didn't like the BBC's BAFTA coverage.

Vintage penguin eye-roll.

Sacha Baron Cohen doesn't often cry but whenever he does I make sure to do a drawing of him crying so he knows what he looks like when he's crying. When he saw this particular drawing of himself crying he was so ashamed of himself that he started crying.

Little Miss Muffet Paula Rego 1989