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i love afterglow yall dont deserve her

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

he should win for bridgerton I’ve never seen a gay man pretend to eat pussy that well in my life

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

as someone who’s currently studying antisocial personality disorders I’m entirely confident in saying that this man has one of the most obscene cases of psychopathic narcissism I’ve ever seen like if he weren’t rich and famous he’d be a serial killer and a very prolific one at that

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

LA is so cursed we’re truly never going to have a functioning local government we might as well elect a golden retriever who develops policy with its paws on a keyboard

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

my dad just sent me a very concerned series of text messages discussing how bothered he is by the news stories saying taylor might be fighting with blake and I had to give him the “this is what the media does” talk to get him off the ledge

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I do not believe in any tech product where the devs want us to view it with some form of religious awe, a divine gift redefining human experience and bequeathing knowledge unto us humble land apes. I believe in a tech product where the devs are like “this is handy for planning breakfasts”

submitted 5 days ago • 74 comments

A thing I wish I could teach people is that the vast majority of very rich people are deeply stupid. They did not get where they are because of ingenuity or talent. They got there because of compound interest on hereditary wealth and being tax cheats.

submitted 6 days ago • 175 comments

Tommy Tuberville blocked military promotions for months while his party was in the minority and he can’t read or write

submitted 7 days ago • 47 comments

no one told me someone was coming to fix the roof today so imagine my surprise when a strange man is hanging out next to my window I thought I was about to end up in an episode of dateline and I don’t even light up a room

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

is there a way to remove him from season 2 posthumously

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

sickest! army! doll! purchased! at! the! mall!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

every time my dog gets scared of thunder and lightening I turn on folklore and she’s cured within like two songs it’s so wild

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

not having health insurance is already hard enough but with polio and small pox about to make a comeback it’s practically a death sentence which given how things have been going might not be so bad idk

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

"Taylor Swift ruins football" good. I hope she ruins everything you love, everything you hold dear. If you are a man I hope you never find joy in anything ever again.

submitted 11 days ago • 49 comments

Billie Joe Armstrong voice “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

karma is a cat

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

gonna tell my kids this was sharpay evans

submitted 14 days ago • 23 comments

my royal family❤️

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

More of this, America.

submitted 14 days ago • 1235 comments

I don’t give a fuck about football but does anyone have photos of taylor’s outfit does she look hot

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

NFL Confirms Players Will Still Wear ‘Fight Bigotry’ Jockstraps theonion.com/nfl-con...

submitted 14 days ago • 29 comments

I’m still not over beyoncé’s version of jolene like it’s less of a cover and more of a part two where she’s like ok jolene you raggedy bitch game over I have a gun

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

fighting on bluesky feels like overturning a table at the high school Gay Straight Alliance club meeting

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

it’s wild how the generation who destroyed the US economy to the point of no return due to sheer selfishness and corporate greed (shout out to reagan) are the ones now telling us that the mere expectation of fair compensation for our work is destroying the economy like you can’t make this shit up

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

what a fucking loser and it’s especially wild because even if he doesn’t give a shit about the people being harmed (which I mean duh he’s rich and kind of an idiot) the fucker launched an attack at his girlfriend and he’s still bending over and pulling his cheeks apart like ted cruz after a primary

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships theonion.com/departm...

submitted 18 days ago • 48 comments

I know this is a stupid thing to say at this point but I’m gonna say it anyways…what happened to basic human decency? there was a time that uttering a curse word on the house floor was considered soooooo disrespectful but now they’re throwing around slurs and filth like how have we become this vile

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

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“You were ONLY supposed to be RACIST”

submitted 19 days ago • 230 comments

This is exactly where we are

submitted 20 days ago • 13 comments

is he even gonna live long enough for the paperwork to go through

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

people who can’t enjoy fun and silly things because they’re so worried about what is or isn’t cringy must be so miserable and boring and lame that could never be me

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

whoever gave hakeem jeffries my number deserves the chair

submitted 23 days ago • 43 comments

Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies: “What a weird thing to say” “Do you hear yourself right now?” “You shouldn’t say shit like that to people” “I won’t let you talk to them that way” “That’s a disgusting opinion to have” “Shut the fuck up, dude”

submitted 106 days ago • 177 comments