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"𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐈𝐓! 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐅𝐅! 𝐍𝐎𝐖, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐀 𝐆𝐔𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐒!!!" #SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP

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❝𝘛𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘵.❞

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aaAAaaAAaaAAaaAA--

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// My army will soon be expanding >:)

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wah

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[ Scratches his ass on the timeline. ]

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"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗-𝚝𝚘-𝚙𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚘𝚗 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚖𝚊𝚗! 𝙸 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝." Canon + indie/HC-based portrayal of Terra from Find Love or Die Trying. Not affiliated with Sunseeker Games. #FLODTRP | #RPSKY | #VNRP | #MVRP 『 ♡ + ↻ ? 』

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// I love rping Wario being cartoonishly fuckin' gross. The downside is that I feel that sometimes, I'm too good with adding imagery to my writing. And sometimes, that just gets added to Wario's grossness. If anyone has a problem with it I will do my best to tone it down please lmk though

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The often-kidnapped, yet enchanting Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach! 🍑Literate Princess Peach, Super Mario. 🍑Multiversal / Multiships with chemistry. 🍑SFW only. 🍑Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #MVRP // #MARIORP // #SFWRP

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"Looks like-a Wario's ahead of the curve! Hahah, raw garlic has-a LOADS of-a health benefits-es! Ask one 'a those doctor chumps, 'dey use it in-a medicine all the time! Hah!" [ He's right, but it does zero help to the air around him. Even standing at a comfortable distance, his breath is rancid,

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩, 𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙨! -A portrayal of Fawful from the Mario & Luigi series -New to writing verse and character -Like and reposts appreciated! -More info below 𝘼𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙧, 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙁𝙖𝙬𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚!

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[ His pupils dart over in the girl's direction, a small chunk of garlic dribbling out from the corner of his mouth. ] "Yeah, never been-a better! Jus' enjoyin' a little snack, what's it to ya?"

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[ Messily eating a whole bulb of raw garlic nearby. ]

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"That hunk 'a junk? Pfft, it was smelly n' fallin' apart anyway! You should be thankin' me for getting rid 'a that dump!"

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"Broke?! Rk! I don't wanna hear it! Wario's not a brokie! But yer' right about handsome... Jus' been, er, takin' it easy for a while. Taken up a new hobby since you stole all'a MY loot from the Shake Dimension!"

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⠀ “ …𝖲𝗁𝖾’𝗌-𝖺 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗂𝖿𝗎𝗅, 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗋𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗆𝖺𝗇. ” ⠀

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🥰🥰🥰

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YOU.

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// RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUM...

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are you SWEATING…❓ #MVRP, written by Kyo

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SPELLBOUND! 🔥HC-Driven Vivian from Paper Mario RP account. 🔥MV / Multiships with chemistry. 🔥Transgender Muse, Transphobes DNI! ! ! 🔥SFW ONLY! ! ! 🔥 Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #MARIORP // #SFWRP // #MVRP

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scratches ass on the tl no miss

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"Ehhh.... I wasn't allowed to vote for myself, so...."

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my wario steam is no more last time i eat chipotle for a while

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(temporary pinned) ♡Literate Toadette, Super Mario series. ♡MV / MS with chemistry ♡N/SFW for themes, non-l*wd only. ♡Scribbled By Shiloh/G ♡Not Affiliated with Nintendo. #MARIORP // #MVRP

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Pft, that's not the wind, chumps! Stinks too much to be the wind... It's MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!

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"Too late, loser! This axe'll fit nicely within Wario's great stash of treasures!"

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[ Stealing the coins and powerups littered around Bowser's castle. As a true agent of chaos would. ]

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♡♡ The world lights at your smile and shines at the sound of your laugh! ♡♡ ♡Semi-Lit Wah-Bowser, aka Wowser. ♡MV / MS with chemistry. ♡N/SFW themes, but non-l*wd. ♡Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #MARIORP // #MVRP

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you should consider giving your life savings to wario!! :)

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// I've said it a million times already, but I wanna make myself clear. This account, and any other account that I run, is a safe space. It is a safe place for POC, women, LGBT, etc. Au contraire, it is the exact opposite of safe for Trmp/Msk supporters. Fuck all of you sick, evil people.

❝𝘛𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘵.❞

aaAAaaAAaaAAaaAA--

// My army will soon be expanding >:)

wah

[ Scratches his ass on the timeline. ]

// I love rping Wario being cartoonishly fuckin' gross. The downside is that I feel that sometimes, I'm too good with adding imagery to my writing. And sometimes, that just gets added to Wario's grossness. If anyone has a problem with it I will do my best to tone it down please lmk though

The often-kidnapped, yet enchanting Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach! 🍑Literate Princess Peach, Super Mario. 🍑Multiversal / Multiships with chemistry. 🍑SFW only. 🍑Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #MVRP // #MARIORP // #SFWRP

"Looks like-a Wario's ahead of the curve! Hahah, raw garlic has-a LOADS of-a health benefits-es! Ask one 'a those doctor chumps, 'dey use it in-a medicine all the time! Hah!" [ He's right, but it does zero help to the air around him. Even standing at a comfortable distance, his breath is rancid,

[ His pupils dart over in the girl's direction, a small chunk of garlic dribbling out from the corner of his mouth. ] "Yeah, never been-a better! Jus' enjoyin' a little snack, what's it to ya?"

[ Messily eating a whole bulb of raw garlic nearby. ]

"That hunk 'a junk? Pfft, it was smelly n' fallin' apart anyway! You should be thankin' me for getting rid 'a that dump!"

"Broke?! Rk! I don't wanna hear it! Wario's not a brokie! But yer' right about handsome... Jus' been, er, takin' it easy for a while. Taken up a new hobby since you stole all'a MY loot from the Shake Dimension!"

⠀ “ …𝖲𝗁𝖾’𝗌-𝖺 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗂𝖿𝗎𝗅, 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗋𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗆𝖺𝗇. ” ⠀

🥰🥰🥰

YOU.

// RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUM...

are you SWEATING…❓ #MVRP, written by Kyo

SPELLBOUND! 🔥HC-Driven Vivian from Paper Mario RP account. 🔥MV / Multiships with chemistry. 🔥Transgender Muse, Transphobes DNI! ! ! 🔥SFW ONLY! ! ! 🔥 Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #MARIORP // #SFWRP // #MVRP

scratches ass on the tl no miss

"Ehhh.... I wasn't allowed to vote for myself, so...."

my wario steam is no more last time i eat chipotle for a while

(temporary pinned) ♡Literate Toadette, Super Mario series. ♡MV / MS with chemistry ♡N/SFW for themes, non-l*wd only. ♡Scribbled By Shiloh/G ♡Not Affiliated with Nintendo. #MARIORP // #MVRP

Pft, that's not the wind, chumps! Stinks too much to be the wind... It's MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!

"Too late, loser! This axe'll fit nicely within Wario's great stash of treasures!"

[ Stealing the coins and powerups littered around Bowser's castle. As a true agent of chaos would. ]

♡♡ The world lights at your smile and shines at the sound of your laugh! ♡♡ ♡Semi-Lit Wah-Bowser, aka Wowser. ♡MV / MS with chemistry. ♡N/SFW themes, but non-l*wd. ♡Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #MARIORP // #MVRP

you should consider giving your life savings to wario!! :)

// I've said it a million times already, but I wanna make myself clear. This account, and any other account that I run, is a safe space. It is a safe place for POC, women, LGBT, etc. Au contraire, it is the exact opposite of safe for Trmp/Msk supporters. Fuck all of you sick, evil people.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

They should also stop trying to unionize