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women's one-a-day: vitama'am

Anyone use music like their own little 8 ball shakey thing like ok I’m gonna skip songs 3x & on that 3rd song its a sign that ________

Don’t forget to write your representatives

Empathy & connecting on a human level really is all it shakes down to so honestly what in the dick are we doing

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me:

[in best John Oliver voice] FUCK YOU QUITE A LOT

i don't think others truly comprehend or can comprehend how badly/constant the chronically ill & disabled suffer, & how insurmountable things get when it's hard. it's like someone holding your face down making you drown but for days/weeks/years

Love when a recipe calls for water like ty lil measuring cup now straight back to your fav spot in the cabinet

lizards liked wearing sunglasses more in the 90s. you don't see many cool lizards these days

Need good synth pop / indie songs help

[eating my feelings] oh wow feelings are delicious

snow ❄️ outside = sweatshirt dress in

Jesus got that superbowl ad money??

Remembering it’s severance day

Checking the morning news

Cloudy with a chance of IDIOTS

(In a concentration camp) but did you actually read Britney Spears’s book you uncultured pig

Once you realize Sabrina Carpenter’s look is basically JonBenét Ramsey you can’t unsee it

(first day as an arms dealer) so, you want 'em from the elbow down, or from the shoulder

[logging in] lord give us this day our daily dread

The human body is disgusting bc wdym I have a pimple in my eyelid

Got another person to start watching severance

groundhogs whispering ab woke science [meteorology]