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goldplateridley.bsky.social
my political platform for 2024: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsq5d1gqNio
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HE WANTS IT

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Seriously, if you get pissed at retail workers because they don't have what you're looking for ON CHRISTMAS EVE you need to walk into the ocean

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i can't stop tabbing over to look at this image

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#1 meme stealer of bluesky 2023 award goes tooooo not me because i don't use social media enough BUT IF I DID

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we were just having a bit of a thrash, you know. me and me mates

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mood: {:(

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nature once again marking its land mines by making them cute and colorful af a lot like most of my ex girlfriends BA DUM PSHhhhh

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yeah get sick and then hike sedona and then drive to california the next day and unload your goofy movie-tier laden car on move-in, that'll be fine, physical and mental limits are for other people yeah barf

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Past baking: triple berry (blueberries, raspberries & blackberries) chocolate & white chocolate chip scones with turbinado sugar & a lemon glaze on top.

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happy moving update: the moment i started leaving plants out by the dumpster (because fuck california's import laws scaring movers from trying to haul them), a couple started grabbing them up i don't usually say #blessed but this is kinda

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attention coat fetishists: winter fashion catalogue is in oh and i'm moving how'd you guess

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left grandpa in the tub again, i think

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this shit took an entire two hours of being on hold, where's my social media rep to offer me sincere condolences

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frontier internet upgrade your live assistant to GPT4 so it can infuriate me with more human-like conversational hot air

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What's your sign?

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