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Apology for the vent, but I hate that I just want to use social media to let people know about the cool stuff in my life and fun new projects I'm making with people I love, but it feels like a betrayal of the heinous shit that's really going on. I apologize in advance if I navigate that line poorly.

How I feel anytime I show off one of my commander decks

Is there really no Fatty Bolger card in Magic? Disappointing as fuck #magicthegathering

It feels like a significant amount of quality news outlets are behind paywalls while absolutely none of the inflammatory right-wing ones are and in an age of overwhelming misinformation combined with increasingly poor media literacy I just have… no idea what we’re supposed to do about that.

I love applying for a job, being told they’re going in a different direction. Only to see the job posted again in 5 weeks 🙃

Rakdos got me into Magic but I’ve moved on to better things #magicthegathering

Thinking about the last time I got to play magic #magicthegathering

Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming? Both. It's both.

Checked my IRA and that was a mistake Well so much for taking money out from that 🙃

Could Walmart not allow christians to harass me outside the store Bad enough I’m getting fucked by their prices

All trump supporters should be banned from voting and holding office

It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

Started working on a sharpie cube but for Yugioh I wanted to simplify cards but also call back to fake yugioh cards, with high stats and misspelled names #yugioh

Glad I could do my part in getting Crawford elected

Like all magic players, I say “is it” and then “izzet” but now I’ve started saying “blue red” instead of “is it” #magicthegathering

Not a bad board for turn 8 #magicthegathering

Everyone is upgrading Tarkir commander precons but I’m focused on making a deck based around The Master #magicthegathering

How does everyone play Magic online? I use my phone to show my cards and use a tablet to see what my opponent is doing #magicthegathering

“Onion writer throws desk out of window in frustration”

I had to make my own

Me trying to find a new commander to build a deck around #magicthegathering

My Missy commander deck is playing a little slow and I need to speed it up #magicthegathering

My list of decks for commander • Mono Green Deathtouch • 20 Ways/Tanukis • Bello/raccoons • Fearies • Missy/ping damage #magicthegathering #mtg

My mono green deck is tier 4 because it has Winter Moon As soon as I get rid of that it goes to tier 1 xD #MTGCommander

I finally did it, I finally have a tier 4 deck. Totally unintentional but happy either way #magicthegathering

I highly recommend playing yourself with two of your own decks It may seem silly but I feel like it’s helped me with making better plays, not playing cards just to play them and understanding both decks better #magicthegathering

Well, for only 70 dollars I can buy the last 4 cards I need for my mono green deck #magicthegathering

I think it was really smart to use memes for the SpongeBob Secret Lairs It made me really like a set, I originally didn’t want at all #magicthegathering

Working on an incredibly toxic and evil deck It might just destroy some friendships #magicthegathering

How, just how out of 16 cards drawn do I draw 11 lands? Not even counting my opening hand which had 4...just terrible #magicthegathering