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Making the Oakleys guys at work cry since 1904
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This picture of Whitmer is a legitimately stunningly perfect depiction of the Democratic Party right now. A bunch of fucking cowards capitulating and complying. Secretly totally on board with fascism while hiding behind their labels and “lesser of two evils you have no choice but to vote for me”.

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

‘WITNESS ME’

submitted 5 days ago • 62 comments

I punched up a stranger's LinkedIn post

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I finished Master and Commander and I'm on to The Post Captain. These motherfuckers are going to make me learn what a mizzen is

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

*35yr old actor wearing school uniform: I've got an idea for a band Paul McCartney *32yr old actor in a school cap: what's that then John Lennon -it's called, the Beatles and our songs will be She Loves You and Love me Do -Fab, let's go tell Brian Epstein probably played by Sasha Baron Cohen

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

One of my co-workers loves to say "field-soak"

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Christ just saw a guy posting on LinkedIn with "Retired" under his name, that's fuckin bleak, dude, you don't have to be here anymore go learn how to knit or something

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Uptown Girl

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Finally, a book with two named authors who somehow each did less than zero of the writing

submitted 19 days ago • 18 comments

Jesus, Marco really nuked himself from orbit here

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I randomly remembered this video today, and I have been cry-laughing for hours

submitted 25 days ago • 43 comments

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The homework/grading platform (WebAssign) for my Prob/Stats class shows the stats on how the while class did on the exams. I did fine, but there's only 7 people in the class and three couldn't crack 50%, it was a slaughter

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“I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt” or: Moe-rman Rockwell #moerch #simpsons #thesimpsons

submitted 32 days ago • 9 comments

My 120,000 word essay about a space boner made it through the first round of cuts for the Man Booker prize

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Poopin in the soup

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

finally figured out the lyrics

submitted 48 days ago • 14 comments

I need ideas on making it stop being windy so I can sleep

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Big month so far for fans of winter's shitty scummy filth

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

submitted 61 days ago • 22 comments

I had a physics exam tonight. Figured out one of those dumbfuck problems where they don't give you any numbers, just variables, which is a violation of my right to know what specific volume we're taking about here

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Jim Two-Gun Davis, Chief of the Los Angeles Police Department from 1926 to 1939 with a 4-year hiatus in the middle, was a big Hitler guy, unlike most cops wink wink

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

You wouldn't really have to kill that many of them to make the rest scutter back into their holes

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments