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gollumpus.bsky.social

Time's Person of the Year 2006. Owner of a Plot of Land on Mars. Scottish Laird. International Haunted House Expert. You could say that I'm a pretty big deal.

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Jesus Christ, plutocrats. You wanna fucking do something now that it's affecting you too??

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Wait wait wait wait.... The term "snowflake", derisively referring to someone who gets their feelings hurt too easily, comes from Fight Club? The right wing assholes who love to use this term know that Tyler Durden was satire and not actually meant to emulated, right?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Geez Wordle. Who hurt you today? Wordle 1,350 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Dammit. The squirrels are figuring out the bird feeder. Looks like it's time to invest in a baffle.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I bought a humidifier and the instructions were: 1) Do not turn on without water. 2) Run for 30 minutes before use. I ... like ... can't?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Awww... Love birds!!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Just installed my smart bird feeder with species detection... Apparently, I'm a northern cardinal ..

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

You have posted the actual truth.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

My manager asked what a Wawa was in my team meeting today. When I explained it to him, his response was "So, just a convenience store?" I am currently preparing my resignation letter. I don't need that sort of negativity in my life.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want to brag or anything, but a kitty let me pet him for like 2 minute this morning on my morning walk.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

New lock installed, excellent movie watched with the family, and new game played with the family. Consider this a good day.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, wait, wait, wait... WAIT. Are you telling me.. that there is a feed on BlueSky that has pictures of cats? And another with dogs? AND THEY AREN'T ON DEFAULT????

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

But on the plus side, no stopping. And, there's lots of room for growth!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Results of running on the trail for the first time in over a month:

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I'm representing today!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

While it just shouldn't have been that close to begin with, this pisses me off even more...

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I remember seeing the Elon Tusk episode of Rick and Morty back in 2019 and thinking it was kinda funny. Watching it now was just 22 minutes of cringe.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

@bestbuysocial.bsky.social when you say two days shipping for members, giving me a anticipated arrival date of 2 days and then having it not be in my hands 6 days later seems kinda like false advertising.

Jesus Christ, plutocrats. You wanna fucking do something now that it's affecting you too??

Wait wait wait wait.... The term "snowflake", derisively referring to someone who gets their feelings hurt too easily, comes from Fight Club? The right wing assholes who love to use this term know that Tyler Durden was satire and not actually meant to emulated, right?

Geez Wordle. Who hurt you today? Wordle 1,350 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Dammit. The squirrels are figuring out the bird feeder. Looks like it's time to invest in a baffle.

I bought a humidifier and the instructions were: 1) Do not turn on without water. 2) Run for 30 minutes before use. I ... like ... can't?

Awww... Love birds!!

Just installed my smart bird feeder with species detection... Apparently, I'm a northern cardinal ..

You have posted the actual truth.

My manager asked what a Wawa was in my team meeting today. When I explained it to him, his response was "So, just a convenience store?" I am currently preparing my resignation letter. I don't need that sort of negativity in my life.

I don't want to brag or anything, but a kitty let me pet him for like 2 minute this morning on my morning walk.

New lock installed, excellent movie watched with the family, and new game played with the family. Consider this a good day.

Wait, wait, wait, wait... WAIT. Are you telling me.. that there is a feed on BlueSky that has pictures of cats? And another with dogs? AND THEY AREN'T ON DEFAULT????

But on the plus side, no stopping. And, there's lots of room for growth!

Results of running on the trail for the first time in over a month:

I'm representing today!

While it just shouldn't have been that close to begin with, this pisses me off even more...

I remember seeing the Elon Tusk episode of Rick and Morty back in 2019 and thinking it was kinda funny. Watching it now was just 22 minutes of cringe.

@bestbuysocial.bsky.social when you say two days shipping for members, giving me a anticipated arrival date of 2 days and then having it not be in my hands 6 days later seems kinda like false advertising.

Beautiful.

Watching the Eagles in the 4th quarter be like:

I've heard Tom Brady say the word "tush" entirely too much today.