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You know what this means? A-Rod bout to commission a portrait of himself as a wolf to hang over his bed

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Who else is out here still thinking about Clive Tanaka? It’s been a decade and all I wanna know is that he’s still out there thriving, wherever he is

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This dude is gonna die in the funniest way possible

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Justice Alito is gonna feel pretty dumb when he hears about this

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My dudes, turn this shit off. On iOS it's under Settings > Apps > Photos > scroll all the way down.

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Curious to see what Matt Gaetz’s Cameo activity is going to look like following the release of the ethics report. His last video request was completed approximately 12 hours before the report release, on Sunday 12/22

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Using paleoanthropology, scientists have reconstructed what one of these large-headed humans might look like

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We’re all posting through it today

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This is BS, Spotify

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They say, no one mourns the wicked. Counterpoint: people showed up at the funeral for Henry Kissinger

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Amazon workers on strike Black Friday through Cyber Monday! Don’t cross picket line! The deals aren’t worth it. Shop small, support local.

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I want to advance my career and work for a company committed to opposing social justice. Thank god there’s a job board just for me!!

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The state of modern superhero movies, summed up in a single sentence:

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When someone asks me to watch their kid

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Meanwhile on Twitter, the ads have reached a new low

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Quoting journalist Kyle Chayka: “The ideal Airbnb is both unfamiliar and completely recognizable: a sprinkling of specific cultural symbols of a place mixed with comprehensible devices, furniture, and decoration.” The Airbnb experience is “something like a Days Inn but more stylish and less obvious“

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Was the film version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith really “beloved”?

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I’m not sure what to do with the parade of TikTok videos proclaiming a “best movie of the year so far” on January 5. Sure, I guess, it could be?

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Try to enjoy 2024 even though it is the year that the film Jason X posits hockey will be outlawed

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WWJD

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“What the world needs now is love, sweet love / It's the only thing that there's just too little of.” What a crock! Housing, reliable public transportation, Choco Tacos. I can go on…

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Real strong “we saw you from across the bar and like your vibes” energy coming from RFK and that falcon

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What person in their right mind would suggest camping on a first date?

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My Onion headline submission: area man unable to tell if caution tape encircling neighboring home part of elaborate Halloween decorations or just typical crime scene stuff

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Ladies, what’s stopping you from losing 63 pounds in *checks calendar* ~40 days?

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So Tinder’s master plan is to allow power users to send unsolicited DMs and inflict them on the rest of their user base?

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