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gonnacheerup.bsky.social
Father, socialist, hillbilly, Reddit atheist, animal lover, civil engineer, fourth Beatle.
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So what I'm seeing is that twitter has been overrun by far-right incels, and Bluesky has become home to all the shitlibs willing to excuse genocide and bypass democracy so long as it's a Democrat doing it.

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I'm trying hard to give up twitter, but my feed on this site is just terrible. Can someone tell me how to curate this site more to my interests? Like, why the hell do I have so much anime or crappy weird art?

submitted 231 days ago • 0 comments

Timing my farts in the theater with the loud action sequences. Call me John Wilkes Toots.

submitted 348 days ago • 0 comments

You cut a hole in your front pocket. I cut a hole in my back pocket. We are not the same.

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

They should just make dryers look like dressers, because that's where your fucking clothes are.

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

You ever wonder if you're really two conjoined cyclopses?

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

Proud to say that at my age I'm still hip, and on top of the latest fashions. Just yesterday a group of teenagers were pointing at me and whispering compliments about me to each other.

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

Hey buddy, can you spot me on this bench press? It's not heavy, just awkward, ya know?

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

I suppose if my name was Leonard, and I was a rapper, I would go by Masterbating Leonard

submitted 371 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck it. Fuck him. I'm callin' these "tweets".

submitted 379 days ago • 0 comments

Why was the first person to spot Superman shouting about a fucking bird?

submitted 384 days ago • 1 comment

If owls are so wise why are they always asking the same question?

submitted 384 days ago • 0 comments

I suppose, from my experience, the one redeeming factor about pubes growing so fast is that every time you get bubblegum stuck in there and have to cut it out, it's styleable again in no time.

submitted 384 days ago • 0 comments

Orderin' off the menu at Cracker Barrel

submitted 384 days ago • 0 comments

Is it just me, or is cannibalism not THAT big of a deal??? Like, calm down

submitted 384 days ago • 0 comments

I feel it's important to clarify the ham was also green. Green eggs and green ham.

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

I know Big Brother is always watching, and I'm not even mad about that, all I ask is they release the video of the time I successfully opened the microwave with zero time left and it Didn't. Make. A. Sound.

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

Got a crown put on my tooth and I just know that fucker is strutting around, lording over all the other peasant teeth.

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

I've concluded I'm not as cool as I'd like to be. Turning all chairs around before sitting until further notice.

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

My first exposure to edibles I had to pass because it seemed over my head, confused by some of the terminology. Like, what is "half of a brownie"?

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Palestinian civilians are NOT Hamas. The next person that justifies this genocide by saying "TeLl HaMas To rEleAse tHe hoStaGes" is going to get slapped around until my buddy Jimmy pays back the $10 he owes me. This is the very same logic.

submitted 392 days ago • 0 comments

I'm bad at telling stories. Like this one time I told a reeeeally bad story.

submitted 392 days ago • 0 comments

Is it still called an 'afternoon delight' if you are alone?

submitted 392 days ago • 0 comments

People who order pizza over the phone are the same type of people that CC themselves when they send an email.

submitted 392 days ago • 0 comments

Told my wife her shirt looks like it was made from a rug. She did not laugh. So I explained to her the joke was that it would be silly to make a rug into a shirt. women...

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I accidentally said I heard some lightning and instead of admitting I misspoke I'm knee deep in a debate about getting rid of the word "thunder". Anyone care to weigh in or pile on?

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

Setting my voicemail message to "out of minutes, text me"

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