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gooberitucs.bsky.social
I’m a real person Usually I post "Goober Tips" Sometimes I post art here (albeit not very good)
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Some pictures I took

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When they say something serious instead of playing into the joke

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Goober Tip VIII: Elon Musk is not a real person (he’s a T-1000)

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When you’re on the road and you can’t tell if that thing is a dead animal or a piece of tire

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POOTIS SPENCER HERE

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“Time to scroll bsky!” I saysing gleefully When all off the suddening, fetish content

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Goober Tip VII: if you’re talking to someone and they slowly inch AWAY and don’t respond to you, they most likely do not want to talk to you. (This is directed to a specific person)

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Goober Tip VI: install a fake self destruct button by your desk. If someone tries talking to you, press it to make red lights go off and a low pitch siren (this is sure to deter them)

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Made some TF2 stickybombs the other day (not actual bombs)

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Goober Tip V: in D&D, for added realism, make heavy characters (ie: stone golem, knight with way too much armor) cause an AOE attack that shakes the ground if they fall from a great height

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Goober Tip IV: do NOT mix epoxy resin with paint. It will get really hot and bubble, causing it to develop a spongey texture. This ruins whatever thing you were trying to make.

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Goober tip III: In a D&D dungeon, if your DM says you feel a change in the winds. They might have decided to drop a meteor on you (run away or brace)

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Goober tip II: in TF2, don't interfere with the conga line. They are FRIENDLY and are probably trying to have fun/get that one achievement

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Goober tip: document/record interesting things whenever. You might be the key to solving a Lost Media thing

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River

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ok so when I clicked on "art" and "comics" I did not know 75% of them were political 🙁

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First Post!

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