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Met a guy from the apps at a bar, we had nothing in common except both of us were friends with the same person, so we FaceTimed him in for the next half hour

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

submitted 42 days ago • 86 comments

probably accurate but fuck it we're freerollin anyway

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

play this at 11:59:48 youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk?...

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

don’t drive drunk but definitely don’t drive drunk on NYE you’re 100x more likely to hit a checkpoint and go to jail and you’ll deserve it too

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

The guy wearing the “Himbo Hooters” tank at the dungeon tonight is to be thanked for bringing me back spiritually to Weird Twitter

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

going into 2025 with this energy

submitted 58 days ago • 71 comments

Can check

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

previously unseen heights in "men will start a substack rather than go to therapy"

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

“hi i think my hookah is on fire” is a thing I just said to my bartender, in case you’re wondering how my work trip to Richmond is going

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

so, okay, the reason I’m against the cheerleading of the United CEO getting got is the same reason I’m not an accelerationist revolutions are messy and even if you win, you’re gonna crack a few eggs to make your omelette as a soft queer who’s never fired a gun I’m a gd egg and you prob are too

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

San Juan, PR (x2) Oranjestad, Aruba Willemstad, Curacao Fort-de-France, Martinique Basseterre, St. Kitts Denver, CO New York, NY (x2) San Francisco, CA Rehoboth Beach, DE Darlington, MD (x2) East Meadow, NY Richmond, VA (x3) Amsterdam, Netherlands Orlando, FL Lawrence, KS Beacon, NY Radford, VA

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

sigh

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, sure. - CFB: I hope both teams have fun out there and do bonkers shit - Non-CFB: Spirit, Nats, NY Rangers, Ajax, AFC Wimbledon - BBQ: Korean; also half-smokes - Mayo: nah

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever was tracking Maine Brewing draft lines outside New England, there’s a keg of Dinner on tap at Boundary Stone in DC

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Nottingham Forest's baby blue change kit is actually solid

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

we zijn ZO terug

submitted 197 days ago • 1 comment

Holy shit, Steph

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Tirico, Kelly Clarkson, and Peyton Manning: worst commentary or worst blunt rotation

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments