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People who use AI to write emails bum me out. Rather than have a computer type out a message they could just as easily use their own 2 hands and kill themselves instead.

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I dont know that I would call my self a "poster". I am just a guy who posts jokes. Ill leave my labeling to the weirdos who determine such things.

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YOSHI CONFIRMED! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6_...

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accidentally went to the two princes rally but everybody loves my badum badoo badum badee badumadubba dubba dumma sign

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This is Mr. Everett True, he is a big angry bloke who solves everything with a fight. But often he does it for good reasons. These cartoons appeared from 1905-1927 and were made by A.D. Condo and J. W. Raper. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Out... A 🧵of some of these century old cartoons:

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Disney's big AI lawsuit includes some very damning images: aftermath.site/disney-univers...

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this is such a cool thing to unleash on a country full of people who either a) have been ground to dust by capitalism and are unable to get treatment for mental illness or b) are just run of the mill shit-for-brains

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Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla theonion.com/democra...

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tried to research something for a joke and got sidetracked by Google fabricating an R.E.M. song that does not exist

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Alright, here is the game plan. You all take to the streets and protest, Ill stay here inside and keep posting. Everyone got the play? Great! Ready, Break!

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Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines...

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Fetterman already voted in favor

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Be aware: Speaker Johnson just spoke to press and said that Padilla's behavior rises to the level of a censure. Are you freaking joking me.

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theonion.com/marines-rais...

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I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

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People on twitter people used to threaten my family for posts. That never happens on bluesky. Now I need to send the threats myself. This site is dying.

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I believe that the reason most people think of LA and California as "Cool" can be directly traced back to art Brian Wilson created with the Beach Boys. Unbelievable legacy.

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ICE isnt even welcome in my diet mt dew. it comes out of the machine cold. dont be a sucker

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me, after excitedly opening bluesky to check my replies only to find no insane racists or bots "Aww, damn echo chamber.."

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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

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as a centrist i just want a mayor who sexually harassed 5.5 women

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[me on bluesky when a post gets 20 favs] Well this blew up..

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My transition to from twitter to bluesky has been seamless really. No one reads any of my shit on here either.

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I'm not sure I've ever seen so many layers in a single tweet.

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This has significant implications for Mario lore

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logging on this morning like

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Funniest basketball team of all time.

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groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

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There are a lot of Dems out there right now fantasizing about Elon seig hailing at THERE inaugurationnext time

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cut to schumer, shit-eating grin, approaching the podium, holding a banana and a 4-pack of AA batteries

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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

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Musk v trump and we are all pot smoking sexy teens cheering them on cause of how smart we are

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