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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

submitted 8 hours ago • 94 comments

Getting sick of the liberal refrain about how Democrats don't ram through good things the way Republicans do evil things because it's easier to smash than to create, then the next article you see is like "Republicans build new 500 billion dollar laser to carve Trump's face on the moon"

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Landlords should allow everyone to put in a raised bed; toiling all summer after coming home from your regular job to get like 4 small carrots and a few leaves of bug-eaten lettuce really drives home how stuff like farming is centralized and mechanized for a reason

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly it's probably Super Mario/Duck Hunt from buying/acquiring retro game shit in lots throughout the 2010s

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

alright sorry to be a pedantic dork but they don't use CRISPR or any kind of gene editing to choose sex, they just only implant the embryos that have the sex chromosomes they want. Elon Musk is a disgusting fascist nerd but he's not doing GATTACA stuff. he's really not that smart

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

truly depressing how lazy and stupid the people successfully destroying society are. Everyone was so worried about deepfakes, turns out all you need to do to swing a whole polity towards doing Holocaust 2 is a few Batman screenshots. Awesome

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Something shifted in the last 10 years where 100% of outboard guitar tuners fucking stink now. Can't identify notes, will tell you dogshit tuning is perfect, whip all over the place without ever landing on a note. what happened?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

if they want a lot more of this, that fuckin "ASMR deportation" tweet is a good start

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

it's getting really hard to imagine there ever again being enough of a consensus reality to pull this country back from edge of the cliff

submitted 6 days ago • 92 comments

Ten million little Libs Of Tiktok wannabe accounts all trying to flush the same turd down the toilet was my biggest reason for leaving IG but shit like this sealed the deal

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You can demonstrate how much AI sucks shit all day but since the economy is owned by shareholders and their religion is maximizing profit, they'll pursue AI into full ecocide chasing the idea of free labor. They have to. They're legally obligated to

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Windows 11 is malware

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Not sure what it means but more and more when you call a business you'll just get some guy who goes "Hello?" and you say "Hi" and they just say nothing

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

"What are we going to do today, Brain?" "The same thing we do every day, Pinky: try to hang the word "chestfeeding," something nobody has ever said, on the left"

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The New York Times is complicit in this and Pamela Paul is partly responsible for this.

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

People are roasting this but I'm actually surprised and impressed that four Cybertruck drivers can even do this without immediately all slamming together into a big pile

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Also I feel like there's obviously more choices than that

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

MIDI is so good. i've plugged a drum machine from the 90s into a synthesizer from the 2020s and it just Works. imagine tech companies collaborating to make something better. lets destroy the tech industry and rebuild it full of people who really get why MIDI is good. thank you MIDI

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

every time I've picked up a guitar in my life, the strap snarls up with the stand it's on and lifts it up with the guitar. So I automatically lift the guitar up higher to free the strap, accidentally slamming its headstock into the ceiling. I have done this 37 million times and I will never stop

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

trump: we are going to save on social security by euthanizing everyone’s grandparents and replacing them with guys who respond “i’ve never had this problem” on tech support threads dems: the middle class did not vote for a gay president

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

Sometimes I'll see some random account on here who has like 25K followers and involuntarily be like "oh this a big account" for a second, but then I see they're following 267 thousand people and then I'll go "Ah no, this is simply a Freak"

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Really fascinated with this administration’s plan to engineer, on a structural level, an unemployed loner with no support structure that knows how to use firearms and has nothing left to lose.

submitted 9 days ago • 38 comments

What if you got a job making copyright-compliant versions of songs for one of those karaoke places that's like "we have every song dude, we have fuckin NOFX b-sides" and your first job is to open up EZ Drummer and program a Louis Cole song

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment