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New Nexus Mods UI looks pretty ugly sorry

New Katamari Damacy game is going to be an Apple Arcade exclusive. Fuck Apple Arcade. This is coming from a guy posting this from an iPhone.

gabriel when you behold the power of an angel

You’re laughing. Serious Sam’s friends are all dead and you’re laughing.

looks at you with my autistic eyes

I’m gonna pretend like Battlefield 2042 never happened. New Battlefield leak looks too good to be real not gonna lie.

Accidentally insta-killed the boss. lmao

Genuinely fuck you if you lock the explorable area behind multiple layers of fetch quests I’M TALKING TO YOU SKYRIM’S WINTERHOLD MAGE COLLEGE QUESTS

If FF14 can be considered as an RPG then fucking Call of Duty would be considered as an RPG

I cringe everytime whenever I hear someone says something like “don’t put politics in my video games” and “why can’t video games be just escapism” Yeah some games especially some RPGs have politics woven into its writing have you ever been paying some attention to its story?

SONY PLEASE ADD YOUTUBE MUSIC SUPPORT FOR PS5

Serious Sam 4 on my PS5 kinda sucks Why does the console port have no deadzone setting Where is my FOV slider Deadzone so big I have to use the auto-aim so I can hit stuff Can’t imagine doing the Serious difficulty run on console ports

VEILGUARD HAS WALL BOUNDING (sorta) IT’S PEAK

“Alone” from MWII(2022) is one of my favorite missions in CoD campaigns.

“Stop encouraging game companies to release broken games” mfs when met with the simple mind of having fun playing video games:

Dragon Age: Veilguard is much better than what everyone was talking about but damn man the amount of terms is giving me a headache. Let me open the lore book in case I forgot about whatever the Dread Wolf is. Character creator and combat are extremely fun tho. 8/10 game so far honestly.

I accidentally broke my Fantasy Life copy I bought back in like 2013. The game softlocks me in map tutorial. Guess I gotta buy a used copy or wait until May 22th.

Sole Survivor/The Courier/Vault Dweller: “Aight time to find my son/the guy who shot me in the head/water chip” Yes Man Courier/The Chosen One/Lone Wanderer:

Joy-Cons aren’t made for playing video games what the fuck are those atrocious stick deadzones

OH LET’S FUCKIN GO #Warframe

So uh I managed to pull the new girl she’s pretty goated tbh

My lazy ass when I have to dust off my nintendo console to play nintendo games

WELCOME BACK POKEMON BATTLE REVOLUTION

I really hope some company like Nightdive acquires FEAR and NOLF

Anyways, if you wanna try out TES series, I’d recommend you start at Skyrim, especially if you have played Fallout 3/NV/4 before. The systems are pretty similar.

Alright I’m gonna be real. Skyrim is hands down, the weakest Elder Scrolls game. (excluding DOS era and spin-off games) Character progression is extremely shallow compared to previous titles. Why Todd, why did you remove Attributes and Classes? Jeez..

Oh my gosh Oblivion I swear to god if I see yet another friggin dungeon with same layouts At least enemy variety is diverse enough to keep me hooked in. Good thing I’m not seeing Bandits, Frostbite spiders and Draugrs every friggin dungeons.

Ohhh The House of The Dead 2 Remake looks so incredibly bad.

AYOOOO BUNGER IN BALATRO

NEW ULTRAKILL UPDATE

Another good day in Vvardenfell. On my way to return to Balmora. Telvanni agents outnumbered me 3 to 1 but I overpowered them quite easily.

Unreal Engine 5 when it comes to running actual video games and not tech demos:

Finally snagged The Crusader Armor.

Anyways if you like the Dragon Quest series, you should try Dragon Quest X. Combat is pretty fun and there are tons of side contents like Casino, Fishing and uhh dating sim. Currently the game is only available in Japan but you can grab an English Patch and a VPN to play it outside of Japan.

So I went to the place of big dark circular thingy that makes some whachamacalit magic thingy that does some evil stuff

Dragon Quest 10 Version 2 summed up in 3 pictures

Avowed fun as hell when you don’t have a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s unrealistic and not Skyrim

“We’re FINAL FANTASY XVI and you’re the only fantasy” -Jimbo, Warframe 1999

“dababy” -john metroid, metroid other m

FFXIV fans trying to convince anyone tapping number keys in certain order and dodging orange circles is a good and compelling gameplay