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goonlighting.bsky.social
Arsenal supporter. He/him.
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Yeah sure whatever

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Who did we play today, I've already forgotten. 😗

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Off by a toenail... attached to a body.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Boooooo

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

TIERNEYYYYYY

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

COYG Perfect timing for my kid to want to go biking! 😅

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

welp.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

For those that haven't seen the finished one, as was being sprayed when I was up Tuesday:

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

New Bordeaux

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

So far today I've broken a bathroom window hinge and spilled coffee on the kitchen curtains. I can only hope it's good omens for Arsenal. Or do I need to have a third bad thing happen to me *before* the match? I forget how this works. 🤔

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Spandau Parfait

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

😂

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I thought the term "own-goal" had become common and generally understood in the US, but apparently not. The NYT helpfully explains what it means before quoting someone who uses it. #Copyediting

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

tech bro is short for technically broken

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

I'm starting to get sad about how I'm going to miss two weeks of matches due to travel, starting with the men's CL away leg. Not 100% sure but very likely I won't have any way to watch. 😭

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Next time Saliba scores, I'd like to see him not celebrate stone faced standing still while the rest of the team all does a Saliba around him.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Kinda funny when I like an artist's post and they suddenly like seven of my old posts. I mean I appreciate it! But I just really did like your artwork, and you don't need to do all that. 😅

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

when you went to grade school together but started hanging out with way different crowds in high school but still hang out

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I imagine this looks like something that appears in Hector's dreams. 🌳

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Vinai going to a smaller club is embarrassing for him, but his support for Arsenal Women was very welcome. Clearing the decks so that most games could be played at the Emirates can't have been easy.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I made fun of Vinai but it's going to shut me right up if he declares, "I am glad I can finally work for a football organization that has a robust presence on Bluesky instead of that other cesspool."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

vinai the worst ai since gen ai

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Buddy, I don't even answer phone calls when it's in English, so good luck reaching me on the phone when you only speak Italian. 😂

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I can't lie, I love AI (Arteta In) 🤓

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Salah missing a trick. If he had any ambition, he'd transfer for free to Everton and win a trophy. Then he'd be beloved by everybody in the city of Liverpool, red or blue.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ricecast, a podcast solely about the two Declan free kicks. Ep 1: Starboy Is Fouled. Ep 4: The Not-So-Great Wall. Ep. 9: Goal 1 Angle 1/7. Ep. 10: Goal 1 Angle 2/7. Ep. 37: Saliba Goes Wild.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Life is Skeet

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Pulp, Stereolab, and a former member of Lush all doing gen AI stuff. That's enough for today, it's clearly time for bed. 🥲

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sure someone has said this but I just saw the trailer and I'm going to assume The Amateur is a Matrix sequel as far as I'm concerned.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

There's a Korean YouTube channel hosted by a Spurs fan with two regular guests, one a Gooner, the other a Man Utd fan. I'm kinda looking fwd to the next episode. 😂

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I was promised Matic vs Onana handbags, I'd like my money back.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

lol

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Mostly my reaction is "why" but I think they should go for Crouching Hidden Cinematic Universe by picking diff pairs of animals. Eagle and Snake. Hare and Tortoise. Squirrel and Whale. Giraffe and Octopus.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Describe yourself with a building

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Quite enjoyed this description of Rice's 2nd goal from a German commentator. "It's the perfect freekick. The sort of goal you'll manage to score at most once in your life. On an empty training ground. When nobody is watching. But not in front of 60000 people against Real Madrid."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments