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Goddamn I love MAGA!!! (My Anus Getting Ate)
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I think the word boycott comes from the first boycott done by Loretta Cott King

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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY! If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK! Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore. JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺 #24HourEconomicBlackout

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#davidlynch #art #artiscool

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Shootin' rope for the Pope: A circle jerk benefit for our sick boy Francis.

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#libertarian #politics #goon

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#cormacmccarthy #pynchon #booksky #gooning #goonreaders

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#goon #tiddies #edge #jackoff

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Anytime is see a Gal, I Gadot jack off

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#gooning #hotwife #trophy #france

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#readin

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#veterans #military #goon

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#true #transrights

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#libertarian

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My squirt juice bleached a picture of the virgen de Guadalupe on my drawers.

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At the gas station sticking the pump in and out of the gas hole slowly and moaning really loud.

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#alltranswomenarewelcomeinmybathroom #feminism

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TIL..a butt plug can make the metal detector go off when going into the front office at your child's school.

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**places my finger gently on the cop's lips** Shhhh...we were both masturbating in this Dollar Tree parking lot.

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Conspiracy theory: The Eraserhead baby wasn't a prop or a puppet, it was a real baby that grew up to be Emmanuel Macron

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Queef on me, when ur not strong, I'll huff your Queef and help u carry on

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Damned autocorrect

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I KNOW A PAIR OF UNSUCKED NIPPLES HATE TO SEE ME COMING 😤

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I read Utah as Tuah.

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The biggest act of RESISTANCE is smelling your own QUEEFS!!!!!!! THEY don't want you to enjoy the smell of your own QUEEFS, they don't want you to bask in your own discharge, rubbing the discharge, licking the discharge, this is how to find your way out of the lizard run loosh.

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They were Mac'in on my Wood until I Fleet.

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Referring to sex as inter-ofc.

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Training my vagina to clap like a seal before and after intercourse.

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Teaching my beef flaps to hold a pencil.

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I saw Hunter Schafer on a magazine cover at the Food Lion checkout and got so aroused I threw up.

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Do u like Twin Peaks the show or Twin Peaks the tiddy restaurant?

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Fuck petite, I'm tryna have a grande mal morte.

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girl who refers to pooping as 'doing anal'

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Mitch McConnell said he fell down the stairs bc he tripped over his long skinny dick.

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Just so we're clear

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I think it's called Blue sky bc Democrat color is blue, then the sky is blue too. Put that together, then ya got Bluesky!

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Oh I think I know why it's called Bluesky now...is it bc of Democrat?

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#fuckdapolice #fuckyall #trumpisdefundingyall

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I just got an urgent call from my mom, she said: "so have you heard about this thing the Jews are doing now- Google 'mohel ritual'? "

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While holding hands with my child today at the grocery store, he looked me in my eyes and said, "mommy, eggs are just abortions for chickens". I told him to shut the fuck up.

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Watching this Tom Greene documentary has got me wondering if I can put my bum on your lips?? #51states #itstrudeau

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