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I hope RFK’s ghost haunts his son every single night.

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He tried to dunk on @staceyabrams.com specifically. That means she is a threat to him. ❤️❤️❤️

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This is both unprecedented and disgusting

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This guy is so full of shit

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🤢🤢🤢

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Back on my yelling at three year old podcasts about which death metal bands were and weren’t from Tampa bullshit, so this seems healthy.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Post a female character that you love

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

can i offer you an egg in this trying time

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this current administration has me rooting for Canada in a hockey game

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You guys - also this one

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Repost with a picture you've saved but haven't found a use for.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

We all agree we are all going to die, right?

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

If you are afraid to fly, you should try taking an Uber to DCA that has to merge from 395 to the GW parkway. Really puts scary into perspective.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Alexa, burn it all down.

submitted 24 days ago • 7 comments

The people on my FB feed who didn’t like the halftime performance are all Trump voters. And people said I was over generalizing who was a racist before the last election.

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not sure Snoop Dogg fresh off performing at Trump’s inauguration is the best spokesperson for Stand Up To Hate tbh

submitted 25 days ago • 735 comments

hey real quick to whoever came up with the tubi flesh hat commercial: fuck you

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

I liked the halftime show. I thought Kendrick Lamar was great. Again, looking at you all of the guys I went to high school with.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Follow my friend @joellenkrissb.bsky.social She is trying to get big on Blue Sky 😎

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Trump’s order to the NCAA to ban transgender athletes sure doesn’t sound like states rights. Looking at you, all the guys I went to high school with.

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Our democracy is collapsing around us and I’m just showing up to work every day like a dipshit.

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

The Grammy’s have been dead to me since 1989.

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So, besides stealing all of our money, what the f is Elon up to?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Not to be NOT political, but are we almost done with wispy facial hair for men?

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Let’s check in on Punxsutawney Phil:

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Rest of the world to the US:

submitted 33 days ago • 7 comments

You guys remember when for a few days we all believed that Vance fucked a couch? That was hilarious.

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If you call the airport Reagan and not National or DCA I am going to assume you are a cop. #dc #dca

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