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Cat dad | Horror movie lover | Gaymer | Probably your dad 🇦🇷🧉🐈‍⬛
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My friends and I have started Final Destination Friday movie nights, and tomorrow we're watching the third one. So excited to relive the trauma of roller coasters, tanning beds, and absolute paranoia for the next week!

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Post a villain

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This week has lasted approximately 4 years, and it’s only Thursday. I'm ready to quit my job, steal a ship, and let the ocean take me.

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My favorite form of cardio? Telling The Straights™, 'This isn't for you to get' and watching their souls exit their bodies. Works in Spanish as well 😘

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Do you really have anything urgent to share on a Friday? Let’s move this call to next week… and then pretend we forgot about it forever 😩

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In meetings since 8 am like

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Show me a badass female character.

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Left the office in one piece, now speeding toward a brutal fight with my bedtime that I will lose.

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If you see this, post a pic from your device without explanation!

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Running on 4 hours of sleep and pure vibes. Just one small inconvenience away from a melodramatic meltdown 💁

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Four-day weekend’s over, and now I not only have to work but also dress like a human and go to the office. Start the rapture now, I'm ready.

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Pants are back on, it's horror movie night with the girls and I need a beer (or three)

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Work's done, pants are off and a four-day weekend starts NOW. Time to relax, recharge, and make questionable snack choices 💁

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#promosky Super Vague Friend Finder: Championship Turbo Hyper Fighting Edition! 💜Video Games (yes!) 💜Board Games (also yes!) 💜Random Music (or gushing about 3-5 bands/artists) 💜Movies (usually horror) 💜Anime (usually not recent) 💜Reposting Lists/Quizzes/Other Stuff (also also yes!) Hi!

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Flat Coke Friday, anyone? #fcf

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I'm falling asleep during a cybersecurity training, but I wake up every time they say 'exploiting'—I hear 'exploding' and chaos is my jam

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WDYM I have to work on a Friday?? That’s basically weekend Eve 😩

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Four-day weekend ahead and the heat is unbearable. Thankfully, my game backlog is more questionable than my life choices and I have a giant puzzle daring me to start it. But I'm open to suggestions (or rescue missions)

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There are no wrong starter choices for the gays™, it's all about the vibes. Are you a plant gay, a gym gay or an ADHD gay? 🌈

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That's my girl! 🍐 Can't wait to read how all the competivite nuts have always been Chikorita fans👀

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I have absolutely no clue what you people are talking about half the time, but I’m here for the vibes and occasional panic 🌈

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I'm stitching it onto a pillow

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If you see this, Post your favorite protagonist!

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if you see this, quote with a horror movie you love.

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Hair is living its best life, but the brain didn’t get the memo. Hope #humpday is being kinder to you 😊

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What's your current social media strategy? Basically

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I'm still tired from last week, and somehow next week is already judging me. Can we hit pause? 😩

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This is very important, please tell me your favorite pokemon, and also which pokemon you think is the most “you” Will always love Vaporeon, but I'll forever be an angry Wigglytuff

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Post a Pokemon you would like to see given a Mega Evolution. And make her weirdly hot.

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Two weeks of nonstop meetings about DEI policies getting rolled back, with the same 'we're still all about meritocracy and individual greatness' speech on repeat. Yeah, sure. Pass the popcorn, I’ll just watch the flames.

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Trapped in an endless loop of Monday meetings. Send snacks, memes, or a skip-scene button 🥴 How’s your week going so far?

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30+ hours into #Avowed, and I’m just not feeling it. The world feels empty, the writing lacks the charm of The Outer Worlds, and the gameplay is clunky. I wanted to be immersed, but instead, I’m just... playing. Maybe it’s the setting, maybe it’s the characters—but it’s not clicking. Is it just me?

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Post a 10/10 show

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Repost with the first album you bought with your own money. I guess there were signs 💅

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After years away from the MCU, I decided to give Multiverse of Madness a chance. Now I’m wondering if the magic is gone or if I just outgrew it 🫤

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