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A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. https://linktr.ee/gopjesus
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Trump's plan is to kill all transgender women in the prison system because "they deserve it."👇

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BREAKING: President Trump Attacks Free Press And The 1st Amendment Trump said that news outlet MSNBC is a “threat to my autocracy,” (although he spelled “autocracy” wrong.)

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TRUMP-PARDONED TERRORIST ARRESTED AGAIN: Welcome to Trumperica, where criminals that were set loose by Donald Trump back in to our communities assault women. thehill.com/regulation/c...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

DEADBEAT DAD: This is why America is failing. Children need both parents to be present.

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Elon Musk thinks that firing thousands of people, including veterans, military spouses, people with kids, is like playing a vide game where he gets to take a chainsaw to their lives. So fun, amirite? He truly sucks at being human.

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CONFIRMED: Trump And Musk To Slash Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid By $1 Trillion This is real, not satire or a joke. Read👇 1/4

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It's always "fake news" with these chuds when it's something they don't like. Pathetic

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Trump’s approval rating: 43% Zelensky’s approval rating: 57% (+14) Any questions?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

On Inauguration Day, January 20, Trump signed an executive order reversing initiatives aimed at reducing prescription drug costs for Medicare and Medicaid recipients and the federal government, expanding the Affordable Care Act (ACA), and increasing protections for Medicaid enrollees. 1/2

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning to everyone who isn't trying to destroy the American government. (Freedom countdown available at gop-jesus.com.)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Say her name: Jocelynn Rojo Carranza An 11-year-old 6th-grade child is dead because weak, desperate people like Libs of TikTok want fame and money and are willing to say or do anything to get it. Even if it means a child takes her own life because of bullying they foster Every Single Day.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

I get weirdly excited when I get one additional follower on Threads. Today, I got my EIGHTH follower. Whoa

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Question: is Elon Musk a big asshole, or the biggest asshole?

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BREAKING: Trump’s Inflation Is Back 🚀 President Biden fixed Trump’s Inflation after Trump destroyed the economy during his first term. Who is going to fix it this time? How high will it go this time?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

So if Elon Musk doesn’t work for DOGE, then who is actually in charge of all those adolescent “experts?” We want to know who is taking legal responsibility for their job actions. bsky.app/profile/gopj...

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