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gordon-gecko.bsky.social
Mid: fits, wits, and bits Frog reposter 🐸 Factory expander 🚂🏭 Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨
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Text Jesse to tell him how much of a fucking racist weaselly little piss ant you think he his

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

[Voicemail from Dracula] What did I do wrong babe? You don't answer my calls. You blocked me on socials I told you we could be together forever and then you got all weird when I tried to kiss your neck. It was just a kiss babe don't worry! Look I forgive you. I'll take you to Dorsia tonight at 8.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I liked that last post on a spiritual level that transcends the need to press "like" or "reskeet"

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

TIL there's a new Runescape game

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

"If I can get the incantations right from the Book of Undeath, I can store my soul in this baseball and attain life everlasting"

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

[chicken voice] can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

the sidewalk outside of a bar should give you a warning popup that you're entering a PVP zone after 10pm

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Why does he look 15 and 35 at the same time?

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments